David Cooper

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

I mean fluff, I like walks, I like bones, I like peanut butter, I like kibble, I like to fetch

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

Trump saving TikTok from the ban he created 4 years ago

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

plants make me hehehoy

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

@mdr_mason May thy 9th chip and shatter brother

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

If Alabama hadn’t beaten Georgia, does Florida State still get bumped to make room for Texas? Or is Texas just along for the ride because the committee couldn’t justify Bama jumping them.

[Cody Worsham @CodyWorsham]

Made as comprehensive of a list as I could comparing the Heisman favorites.

Jayden Daniels is the guy, and it's not close.

Leads 25 of the 30 categories listed here, against by far the toughest schedule.

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

@s_richsmith Praying!

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

♥️ you @ColonyHouse

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

Waiting in line for a concert with all of the other alternative indie mid-20’s white people

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

"We have to keep our 1%, Willa"

[Anjali Huynh @anjalihuynh]

For $1, you can get a $20 gift card (and maybe a Yeti cooler!) from North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum.

It's one of the latest efforts from a long-shot presidential candidate to garner the 40,000 donors needed to make the GOP primary debate in August.

https://t.co/f5sufyxTTm

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

@PicturesFoIder @Northernlion

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

.@PetSmart What does this mean? No we did not give birth to our dog

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

@HuntTheColton

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

My wife said Andy Reid looks like the onion king from Overcooked

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

@HuntTheColton What’s your psn?

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

It’s hopped btw

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

After 5 years, Callie just admitted that I was right

[Callie Cooper @CallieTeague]

y'all @DCoop98 and I are having a major disagreement that may affect our friendship forever... please vote for the correct expression

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

Put together a quick flowchart for anyone struggling

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

If only Tolkien had thought to address the weakness of men in his thousand page trilogy about power corrupting everyone it touches

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Almost every male character so far is a coward, a jerk or both. Only Galadriel is brave, smart and nice.

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

@M_Fleming3 Ok but why she gotta call it a marsh the whole movie and then say “GET OUT OF MY LAGOON” in one of the most pivotal scenes 😭

[David Cooper @DCoop98]

Where the Crawdads Sing (2022)