Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺

Fiscal Con/Social Lib. Hates everyone equally.
Trying not to be an asshole (key word: trying)
***Humour is subjective, so if offended easily don't follow.

[Man Savings @man_savings]

After losing what felt like hundreds of golf balls on last year's golf tour, everyone clubbed together to buy the boss a bucket full for this year... 😂

At first, he thought it was a really thoughtful gesture...

Then he picked it up. 🤣⛳

#GolfPranks #GolfTrip #GolfLife #mansavings

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

@PrairieVeteran Unfortunately, history has shown that many people truly are that stupid.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

@scolacino @LeftHandStu Get off your knees and watch as Stu get's his ass handed to him
https://t.co/SRSRQGVFXy

[cbcwatcher @cbcwatcher]

Stuart Benson (@LeftHandStu) trying to spar with Pierre Poilievre like it's his life's mission, and he gets owned

Funny how that same fire doesn't seem to ignite when questioning Carney, his cabinet, or the NDP

'Non-partisan journalist' they said. Must be the selective adrenaline

Hill Times: where 'holding the opposition to account' has a preferred address

Carney gets snarky with women. Poilievre gets combative with the fact deprived

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

@engineco16 @NGunnesch1954 @EricLDaugh Diffuse alveolar hemorrhage possibly caused by severe infection or inhalation of toxic fumes?

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

@ToddA94406 @SGTWipper1Each Not to split hairs, but I believe The Longest Day and A Bridge Too Far were joint UK/US projects (based on the works of an Irish writer) that filmed in Europe - so would they be considered "American" war movies?

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

@bushcrafter79 True dat haha

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

@ryangerritsen 8 out of 10? Must be downtown T.O. and they never go anyways.
Wonder what the numbers are for people within a 1/2 hour of a border crossing?
***Personally, I can't wait to sip on some bourbon while golfing in the US for 3 days next weekend and for a week in June.

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

@gameswithnames ""His head and shoulders go one way, his legs go the other way, and the puck is doing something else. When I first saw it, I couldn't believe it."
Bobby Orr

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

HIGHLY underrated show from an era when people weren't afraid to laugh at themselves.

[OneOutOfFour @OneOutOf4]

Bizarre was a Canadian series that ran from 1980–1986. One now considered controversial bit in the show was The Bigot Family, known for uncensored sketches full of swearing, sexual innuendo, slapstick violence, casual offensiveness, ethnic slurs, accents, and punchlines that feel extremely dated and offensive by modern standards. Definitely material that would be considered highly offensive today.

Have you ever watched this? I’ve never even heard of it.

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

@bushcrafter79 "Ain't she a beaut? All it needs is a little bit of elbow grease and she'll come out looking like new!" 😂
(Good luck and enjoy. And if there's a betting pool I want $100 on "Say's the f-word more than 100 times")

[Catherine @catherine_6907]

Smart kids. I should've been buying at that age, too🥹

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Happy 420 Day.

As always, we celebrate the 53rd anniversary of when Gail & Dale sang "One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.

Neither knew what the song was about. Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

@kinsellawarren They look better beat up, and I prefer dark wood colour

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

@bushcrafter79 Only if you got it from Princess Auto 😂

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

@bushcrafter79 Abso-fuckin-lutely awesome tune!

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

@KirkLubimov Why sue in Ontario Small Claims Court?

[Derek Cote🍺🇨🇦🏌️‍🍺 @DCote53]

Looked at the sidebar on X showing Today's News and saw an odd headline.
Clicked on "Home" and this popped up as a news story.

Did I miss something? Like waking up from a year long bad dream and suddenly it's Groundhog Day?

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

If you had told me six months ago that the father of modern cheerleading would die in a freak pickleball accident, I would have said, “well at least no quadruple amputee cornhole champions have gotten into any trouble”