Dylan

The kind of celebrity you'll never be.
He/Him

[Dylan @DCrolly]

I am once again demanding openers play one (1) cover.

[Julien Baker @julienrbaker]

jokes on david every chord I play pleases the Lord

[Alamo Drafthouse @alamodrafthouse]

Don't take pictures during the movie with the flash on. Don't take pictures during the movie with the flash off. Don't even touch your phone during the movie. Just - just don't. PSA over.

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

just made myself laugh imagining a Cake “The Distance” needle drop in the middle of Oppenheimer

[guy @guymrdth]

christopher nolan took one look at jack quaid and said that man needs to play the bongos

[Meredith Loftus @MeredithLoftus]

Underrated line from Greta Gerwig's Little Women

[Dylan @DCrolly]

Women are always late, that's why they're called laties.

[computer man @gloomfather]

Barbie and Oppenheimer. Well all I can say is the “Bar” better “bie” “Oppen” so I can say “hei” to a few “mer” ice cold beers!

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

all summer

[sarah jae @sarahjaeleiber]

good morning i just saw this photo of bob dylan and joan baez for the first time and i am now bedridden for at least 3 days

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

Abortion bans not killing women fast enough.

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

my student loan providers could be gay therefore i refuse to give them my business

[Erin 🚀 @cityofsebs]

"look no further, you are kenough" 😭😭 ryan gosling you're a godsend

[yam haus @yamhaus]

10 am-12 pm bottomless mimosas
12:30pm Oppenheimer
4-6pm ungodly amount of Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks, 4 bottles of red wine, and shrimp alfredo
7pm Barbie
10 pm- 2 am existential reflection and discussion with the boys over beers

[CarterNixon @CarterNixon]

The master

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

once again I implore you all to see a Barbie matinee, have a dinner with your friends like a normal person, and then see this sicko shit once the sun has gone down

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

Jimmy Butler's reaction after this make is hilarious lol