dallas dave

my grass is green

[dallas dave @DDDave_]

*ideal first date
-we go to Culver's
-she orders cheese curds with her meal
-and orders fries on the side
-I fall in love

[jhartystar @jhartystar]

I be clapping along with the family during Family Feud

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Nebraska police pulled over a man with a “Watusi bull” riding shotgun 😳🤯

[Kali @102YLA]

Does anyone want to hang out every single day

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

wyd if you’re on a date with this girl but Aragorn son of Arathorn runs in and tells you the beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

[Southland Post @SouthlandPost]

32 Years ago today, the Greatest Movie of All Times was released.
#T2 #Terminator2

[dallas dave @DDDave_]

@ALRule It’s that hot at night too 🥲

[dallas dave @DDDave_]

@ALRule You legit just sweat. Heat index was 123 yesterday

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Every dad’s keyboard tomorrow.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

hey you guys, as a reminder, please don’t “save” couches if you find them outside. The mother is probably nearby and she will reject it if it smells like people.

[⊹˚.˙⟡♡ ๋࣭ ⭑☁˚☽˚.⋆ @knochedup]

driving on rumble strips just to feel something

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

when you realize you shoulda bought a house in 2008 instead of fucking around in 2nd grade

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

*I grab my keys*

my dog: