DD Elite

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: Just two days after DNI Tulsi Gabbard’s bombshell declassification revealing that Anthony Fauci helped fund dangerous gain-of-function research and later conspired with the intelligence community to conceal the origins of COVID-19, The Washington Post published a 9,000-word hit piece on Gabbard while remaining silent on the alleged cover-up.

[DD Elite @DDEliteSafeRide]

Friday night reminder: the best stories usually start with “we went out,” not “we should’ve driven home.”

If your evening gets bigger than planned, DD Elite can help get you and your car home. 🚗✨

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[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

Don't marry the person you can have fun with but..

[DD Elite @DDEliteSafeRide]

At DD Elite, discretion isn’t an add-on—it’s part of the ride. 🤫🚘 Business calls, date nights, celebrations, quiet escapes… you relax, we handle the road with class and confidentiality. As we like to say: what happens in the car stays in the car. 🥂✨ #DDElite #DiscreetRide

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

I love crazy people like this. 😂😂

[DD Elite @DDEliteSafeRide]

Before the first toast tonight, make one quiet practical decision: how you’re getting home. 🍷
If you need a designated driver, book ahead and enjoy the night with one less thing on your mind.
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[DD Elite @DDEliteSafeRide]

@Mr_Husky1 Weights for grandfather clock

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

BREAKING

The Liberal Party of Canada's X account is being run from the USA

whereas the CPC's account is being run from Canada.

They're PAYING AN AMERICAN TO POST

DURING THIER "BOYCOTT" 😂😂

[DD Elite @DDEliteSafeRide]

@EricLDaugh Lol.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

💯💯💯

[Michelle LA🇨🇦 @MichelleLA1981]

They should all be fired!

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

BINGO!!

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

They said it couldn't change your DNA.

Sweden just proved it does.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

George Carlin

"There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason that it will never, ever, ever be fixed."

"Because the owners of this country don't want that... They want obedient workers."

"People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork, and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs."

"Because the owners of this country know the truth: It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

BREAKING: Moose On The Loose just cracked Carney’s “blind” vault
583 total holdings
3 🇨🇦→ 0.5 % of his portfolio
530 🇺🇸→ 91 % of his portfolio

A 35 % tariff guts Canadian jobs while 91 % of Carney’s bag sits south of the border. That’s not a conflict that’s the business model

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Pfizer has delayed its study on the risk of heart damage in individuals under 21 who received its COVID-19 mRNA vaccine, pushing the investigation back to 2030.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Sympathy? For insider trading? WTF?

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

This will FOREVER be the greatest clip of all time.. 🔥🔥