Mack Lyons

Sole proprietor of Different Day, Same Shit, a collection of coarse commentary colloquially crafted and competently cataloged by a crafty, courageous cat.

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@LukeStPaul1 @KSTP Shouldn't be tweeting on the job, bud.

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@GarthPhoebus @prem_thakker So, let's say Walz instead signs a similar bill easing child labor restrictions. Exactly how would that allow families to "be in control of their lives" aside from making their kids work after school to afford tomorrow's lunch?

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@callmercr @mtwrighter @NatButterflies Unsecured, unattended weapon in plain sight. Feels like we're missing the forest for the trees here.

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@markalejandro16 @HawkeyeBrooke @mtwrighter But no penalties for leaving your weaponry unattended and unsecured. The crime wouldn't exist if it weren't for the opportunity.

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@JonMarcStanley Replace "Ireland" with "Israel" and you'd be right on the money.

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

A cop slapped a handcuffed man dying of a drug overdose. Called him a “bitch.” Shoved a baton in his mouth. That cop got suspended 6 days. But the cop who revealed the cruelty was expelled from the cop union. Now faces 20 years prison for whistleblowing. https://t.co/VUprRJbyTp

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@granny_st I think Betteridge's law of headlines applies here.

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@roe_nor @PhilMcCausland @NBCNews Gotta collect the trash, first.

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@Foone Sounds like we're gonna have the same problems out of VCR players someday.

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@trevorjmeyer @somi_teslagirl @Tesla @FHPOrlando @FHPTampa @FHPMiami @nyspolice may be interested.

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@isaiah_bb What in the Dolores Umbridge is this nonsense?

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@bogatyr5 @sullydish Quite. Anything less than white male dominance is an offense to his psyche.

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@cary_zeitlin @LemieuxLGM It's one pervert speaking on behalf of another. Gotta wonder what sort of skeletons Brent dumped in his closet...

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@vmudream @this_vid

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@LennyDykstra @KingJames Sick burn, Dickface. You can go back into obscurity, now.

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@GrannaBaker @PepeSil99766672 @TristinHopper Lemme guess: Boomer with an ample retirement package, a paid-for home, little to no debt, and plenty of home equity to pull from for various trinkets and vacations.

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@scrowder Now try that if you didn't have millions of your own dollars to spend on top-notch medical care.

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@thoughthaver @uncledoomer Your fancy smart fridge won't walk out of the house. It'll just lock itself and shut off, starving you and ruining all of your grocery inside.

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Family: Douglas County man found dead hanging from tree is suspicious https://t.co/yPZjYHqMpN

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@thatsgoodweb Infinite ammo
Auto-aim
No recoil
ESP
One-shot kill