DDTips

Serious tips for the casual dater

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If Kim Jung Un can get a date with trump, you can get a date with that girl. Shoot for the moon, and even if you miss you’ll still end up amongst the stars. Or in a nuclear war. #TrumpKimSummit #DatingTips #shootyourshot

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Remember, passionate love making isn’t a race. Just cause you can finish doesn’t mean you shouldn’t go to overtime #datingtips #NBAFinals #neverstopexploring #oralhealth

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Pick up lines are ok, but try physically picking her up next time. 1) physical touch establishes emotional connection 2) better approximation of her weight 3) she can’t get away #pickupartist #howboutasalad?

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My fellow Finnish followers, I apologize for the long hiatus. Our dating tips worked too well and we caught the feels ourselves. But we’re back and ready to help your summer fling blossom #summerof20D18

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@phendr2 Sounds like someone is trying to set up a first date. Tip #124, never take no for an answer, even if you have to wheel her to your coffee date from the hospital bed. Good luck!

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Pick up tip, when asking a woman if she literally fell from heaven, make sure you have DNA test to check her claim up #datingtips

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I like my women like i like my sunglasses. Cheap, dark and sitting on my face #datingtips #lostanotherpair #PhelpsFace

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Break up with class, do it at a restaurant and ask for the meal to go #datingtips #classy

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Reminder @DDTtips meets all the requirements set by law to be President. Unfortunately we need write in votes to matter #datingtips

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You want adventure in your date? Take her to Bass Pro Shop, it's like a new adventure around every corner #datingtips

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Tell your date that they can only talk if you point to them. This allows you to establish effective communication patterns. #datingtips

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#backthebadge

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Take a date to the library. Not only can you appear smart, but if schedule right, you can catch a free movie #booksnob #datingtips #frugal

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True Fact: Fucking an ugly person feels just as good as fucking an attractive person. Make it a double & have a great night. #datingtips

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Much like in life, don't resist the handcuffs in the bedroom #sexlivesmatter #datingtips #ouchthathurt

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Tell your gf/bf that everytime they have sex with you, you will add a dollar to their Xmas present. #datingtips #yearisalmostover

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Register a Pokémon in your pants and see if your date can find it. #pokemon #datingtips

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Always mix business with pleasure. Upload your resume on @Match & your dating profile on @LinkedIn #businesscasual #officedating #datingtips

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The hobby that I highlight most on dating sites is artistic renderings of famous people in peanut butter #hobbies #datingtips #keepinterest

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Dates should be like a baseball game, bring walk-up music and try to score as much as you can everytime #nationalpasttime #datingtips