Darren Singlenut

Patriot, Science Believer, Morality Expert.

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

Mossad has infiltrated NASCAR to stop Carson Hocevar from winning.

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

Shawty can’t even pat her head and rub her belly smh

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

@hardjarv @FearedBuck 1. No stand your ground when your life isn’t in danger. A kid telling you to leave a tent and touching your shoulder isn’t a threat to life.
2. Zimmerman was in a fight and sustained actual injuries and was proven to be on his back during the altercation.

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

Skynyrd is the greatest music group to ever live

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

If I ever step foot in Sevier county, your brother said he’d break my jaw.

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

Ain’t it funny how life works out?

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

@Pigskin_Papi You knew

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

@WhoPingusTingus Wide

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

Need a chick with a tall rack and long ass ASAP‼️‼️

[Elaad Eliahu @elaadeliahu]

ICE agent standing guard at Delaney Hall sports a Hulk green Rolex Submariner over his “We The People” tattoo

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

Met DB Cooper at a rub n tug in Sacramento back in 2014. Dude was super chill so I didn’t tell anybody.

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

LETTING GO OF THESE NUTZ

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

Dead money is about letting go.

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

Dead money is about letting go.

[Jebidiah C Algernon @WhoPingusTingus]

Bro I gotta deliver a package in New Vegas
#mondays
#iNeedThisJobLikeINeedAHoleInTheHead

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

U up? @MichelleObama

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Bring back motorboating. I feel like dudes aren’t shaking their face in tits anymore

[Slow clap @RickKaufman1]

Biggest fraud in ALL of sports

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

Hawk Tuah should launch a meme coin. Would do numbers.

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

@beefbjorky My ex wife loved when I did this. That dumb bitch took the kids. I miss her.

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

I wish Ian hit you guys worse. Fuck you.

[Darren Singlenut @DDarren]

I’m declaring war on the Bimini Bait Shack. Your Cuban sandwich made me projectile shit and puke for 24 hours. Fuck you. @BaitBimini