Derek Davis

Geriatric dad bod

[/r/Habs @HabsOnReddit]

Italian 🇮🇹 construction workers trying to build a hockey arena for the Milan Olympics

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

THAKSGIVING HAS BEEN RUINED BY DA RAVENS SUKING DICK AND ALSO DA REFS CHEATING

[𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑 @Dianexis]

There is a 3rd option

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

*up 3-1 in a series*

Toronto media: well 3 dudes on a team of 25 people are a combined 1-12 over these specific 13 games when they’re playing with different rosters of other leafs teams over the course of the last 8 years

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

Take your pick my guy!

[Maxx Crosby @CrosbyMaxx]

5 Years Sober. God Is Great. 🦅💎

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

PMTV PITCH: Me following these two around and everytime we want them to kiss I yell: 'BING BONG.' The kisses must become more passionate as the night goes on. It's called THIRD WHEELIN'. Max/Memes can edit.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

The Golden State Warriors have converted guard Pat Spencer to a standard NBA contract.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

This is not the time for politics as usual.

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

Who are the catcher’s parents? Talk about being raised right..

[Akim “Dreamer” Olumide Aliu @dreamer_aliu78]

I’ve watched you from afar and never said anything for two main reasons. 1 being the respect I have for your brothers and parents & 2 I’ve always wanted to keep the in fighting between folks of color to a minimum.

This was something I couldn’t let go -

I’ve known you since I was ten years old and played with you so I’d say I know you better than most at a deeper level. You were a hell of a player and instead of using your platform you did everything in your power to gain acceptance and popularity, nothing with you has ever been genuine but transactional and usually for publicity reasons.

Even during this most sensitive time both politically and socially you take the side of the oppressor because that’s who you make your money from. I would of thought the “love” you have always claimed for your country, a country you represented at the highest levels would shine through to push back on rhetoric of annexation and humiliation of the very land you are born and raised in, but even that doesn’t get you to do the right morally.

This is the reason why every place you have played - no one liked you and players on the inside have always known who you really are - a sell out of the highest proportions. You are the perfect example of why people of color haven’t progressed at the highest levels of society. From one man to another, you’re a disgrace and history will judge you accordingly.

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

For everyone clutching their pearls over the anthem booing, the American president is literally threatening (or, at the very least, mercilessly mocking) Canadian sovereignty on a daily basis. What the hell do you want them to do?

[OUT OF ORDER @outttoforderrr]

The Gruden Bowl.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Dudes Rock

[De'Vondre Campbell @Came_Along_Way]

I should just quit Football and be an Underwear model..

[Tee Fields @EDCburner]

Imagine getting merc’d by the Ravens defense only to look up and see them doing little jumpy jumps to celebrate 😭