Deep Discobot

booger lmao

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Wanna bang

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Tupac is alive and he lives in my shower

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Therapist says I cant jack off in the shower anymore because I get a boner when it rains :/

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I think I may want to start doing milfs 🤔

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Oh you can take it to the bank that you're a better person than me but I'm going to take a shit at your house

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Hold me

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Just gonna start paying girls to know I exist

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The TSA gotta check my stench

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Please for the love of GOD do not put Ryan Gosling in smash summit

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My wife died in Iraq for some fucking oil

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Any interest in me butt ass naked? Would people check that out? It's cool if it's not your thing I just want to make sure I'm not wasting my time if I did it

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In therapy just pulling DDisciple quotes out of my ass

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Theres definitely something intimate about EATING CHICKEN WINGS so hard u pop a semi

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Jus bought an 8 dollar pube sphere

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Just bought an 8 dollar mimosa at the airport and I still cant listen to forever young without crying

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Just decided my bit gag is gonna be a photo of me posting ass at the airport

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Girlfriend just threw her 8 pound boner out the window AMA

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Dont care how many times I listen to this stuff it wont change my mind I'm stupid as fuck

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Lifehack: Israel vs Palestine

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Fuck a coronavirus all my homies got bumfuck

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Yo what the fuck they killed megaman