John Muir, CPA

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

Watching The Patriot with maw maw until the weather clears up #Destin #MelGibson #ContinentalArmy

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

Is it seriously that hard to find a girl who will chain smoke with me on a balcony?

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

Just fell in love with the most beautiful girl on the subway in New York, of course no words were spoken to her #ABG

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

Literally FUCK the O’Hare airport

I should be able to get a beer within 5 minutes of clearing security

This is a disgrace but thankfully Chili’s O’Hare saved the day

#Conservationist #RespectTheTrees #Gear

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

@CigWarrior Where from Cig

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

We need to collectively bully the film industry if they’re going to show commercials during the trailers #Murder

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

Shoutout to the woman in the 7/11 currently standing in the store chowing down on a hot dog. If you weren’t 45 and ugly I would have proposed to you on the spot #Eater

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

At a wedding right now and let me just say this Church organist is not putting in a good shift

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

@RealTomWoodson @fadule_ What about dropping off your friend’s passport at the airport

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

@4HandsBrewingCo where and what time can we pick up our spartan lager today?

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

Do you think my Chicago drug dealer delivers to Kansas City? Asking for a friend #GEAR

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

Imagine all the touse sorority ass I’m gonna crush after I get into a touse for letting all the brothers hit this at rush #NoSquids

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

I’m a big fan of the tarps off at Busch stadium but where is the female representation?!? #EndSexism

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

I’ve taken up micro dosing Molly as a study, I’m the mouse

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

I’m sorry but “What kind of pastas do you recommend?” is one of the gayest sentences you can say in the English language and I legit just saw 3-4 naked men at the Russian bathhouse #Faggotini

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

@CigWarrior Excuse me?

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

These immigrants on the street really need to start selling better stuff like shooters or cigarettes. Nobody wants your overpriced Reese’s pieces no matter how cute your little 3 year old daughter is #Entrepreneur #Vamos

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

My boyfriends (roomates) will not go to birds nest with me for wings (onion rings) and it is giving me hunger (depression)

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

@CigWarrior All the scribbled in part is Indian territory

[John Muir, CPA @DDuhp]

@RealTomWoodson @CigWarrior Eat my ass @RealTomWoodson I’m a conservationist geographer!