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Checkbooking: Going on FB one time a day to review your memories and look at about the top three things on your Newsfeed and maybe “like” one.

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Crossbooking: Searching someone's name on Facebook to see who their mutual friends are because, "Where do I know them from?"

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Pardon me if I want great deals on mustard. But of course, you'll save money! #poupon

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I didn't! Twitter precision spilled some Fruity Pepples to remind me. #MyTwitterAnniversary #poupon #dealfish #9times #saveferris #13caSHEWS

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Pardon me if I want great deals on mustard. But of course, you'll save money! #poupon

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