the death sticks guy. | PARODY

elan sleazebaggano, failed pharmaceutical student & successful spice dealer. PARODY / ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT.

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

—— 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒃𝒖𝒚 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆
𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔𝒔𝒔𝒔?

an indie portrayal of elan sleazebaggano for #swrp. serious & crack. dms open for chat and plotting.

penned by orphie.

♡ & ↻ ?

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

i’m here and ready to be a little freak to you guys

[𝐊𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 @OfAverross]

𝙸’𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜.

⠀⠀ ✗ — 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗌 𝗈𝖼. 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖾𝗋𝖺 𝖿𝗅𝖾𝗑𝗂𝖻𝗅𝖾. 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍 & 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗌. 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖽𝗒𝗌𝗅𝖾𝗑𝗂𝖼. 𝖺 #Ⴝᴋᴇᴛᴄʜᴇs 𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗍.

♥ & ↻?
⠀⠀

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

“Pleasure doing business with ya,” He reaches into his pocket and pulls the death sticks out before handing them to the Captain.

[Captain James T. Kirk—(RP). @ECaptain1701]

#OutlanderClub

And Jim ultimately responded by sliding those 400 credits over to the dealer.

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

Just two? You can have ‘em for a hundred credits.

[Zane Kurn @Smuggler_Legend]

I'll take two.

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

400 creds. Got these cheap.

[𝑫𝑰𝑵 @didntsavehim]

I’ll take some.

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

“400 credits.” He opens his palm.

[Captain James T. Kirk—(RP). @ECaptain1701]

#OutlanderClub

Of course, Jim isn’t too far away from a potential Death-Stick Transaction..

“I’ll take enough to fill a Few Space Shuttles”

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

who wants to buy some death sticks 👁️👄👁️

#OutlanderClub

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

drinks his sugar water with blue food coloring.

judging you and your drink choices.

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

snorting glitterstim off of a trandoshan

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

“That’s what the current market is, pal.” He shrugs.

[𝑫𝑰𝑵 @didntsavehim]

“You must be joking with that price.”

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

WHERE are the bug booty bitches

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

“People have tried.” He sighs.

[The Cat @_starbolt]

“You need help.”

[ᴀʟᴀʏʀᴏꜱᴇ ꜱᴋʏᴡᴀʟᴋᴇʀ - ɴᴇᴡ 📌 @AlayroseSky]

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ㅤ||ㅤꜰʟᴀꜱʜᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ʙʟᴜʀ
ㅤꜱᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴢᴇ
ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ ɪ'ᴅ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʙᴇᴛʀᴀʏᴇᴅ ||

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ↺ + ♡
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#SWRP - #MVRP

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

opens his jacket to reveal many pockets and points to one.

“20,000 per vial.”

[𝑫𝑰𝑵 @didntsavehim]

Looking for glitteryll spice, have you got any?

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

“I couldn’t believe it either! I kept bringing stuff home to study but I forgot to bring it back.”

[The Cat @_starbolt]

“No, really?”

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

how are you today good sir

[𝑫𝑰𝑵 @didntsavehim]

accepts in 5’11”

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

Awkward pause.

“…Pharmaceutical school… didn’t work out.”

[The Cat @_starbolt]

@DEATHSTlCKS

“Why are you back?!”

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

“pleasure doing business with you again, miss.”

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

offers you drugs in 5’4”

[the death sticks guy. | PARODY @DEATHSTlCKS]

see! look! i actually DO have friends!!