𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀I would die for you, but i want to live tomorrow with you, @THEBLUEON3

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

𝐈𝐅 𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐅 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐈'𝐌 𝐀 𝐕𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈'𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐈𝐌!

"WHITE HANK- WANK J WIMBLETON."

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

#MADCOMRP #MADNESSCOMBATRP #MVRP #WRITTENBYVEXTER

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

I've been so bloated recently, and I doubt I'd be very help with mercenary work in the first place. I thought it was just because we eat a lot, but just thinking about food makes me nauseous.

[𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑬𝑫 𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵 @THEBLUEON3]

no.

we just aren’t doing ANYTHING.

I’m pretty sure the pictures they use for the posters are outdated, too.

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

@THEBLUEON3 ... our bounties have been super lacking. Is it because I put on weight???

[ꨄ @lostaffections]

in life and in death, we will never be apart.

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

"By technicality, OG Hank's my dad." Wank shrugged. "The family tree looks like a bunch of tangled wires. He's definitely a character that's for sure."

[𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙗𝙤𝙭 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠! @SCHXXLYARDHERO]

“Nah, a bit younger than that. I started kicking ass fresh out of high school.”

He’s back to observing the pair, weirdos.

“I remember one time when the OG Hank landed in Newgrounds… ugh, he slaughtered his way back home. I’d know, since I was the one who greeted him.”

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

They're draped over the couch arm so there's pressure on their torso.

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

If you did you won't after googoo babies ^_^. Couch. Sit.

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

You will not complain or move and accept all my affection and food I give you. That is goo goo baby. You're getting spoiled in exchange for your ego and freedom taken away until I get done.

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

They are standing behind Bank menacingly. "You can run, but you can't hide forever, Bank. You must accept your fate and be my googoo baby."

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

"Try to make it a habit if there's a cute blue boy hanging around." They wrap their arms around his neck. No escaping now...

[𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑬𝑫 𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵 @THEBLUEON3]

"I do, actually, and you're the reason why."

He chuckled, lowering his mask and pressing a kiss against their lips.

"What about you?"

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

"Our hard work will pay off. While we can't have a traditional marriage...who cares about that when I have the most handsome man in the whole state." Wank tucks their head under their fiancé's chin. "Hey there, handsome. Come round here often?"

[𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑬𝑫 𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵 @THEBLUEON3]

"Well, getting out of Nevada isn't entirely impossible, right? All I have to do is look really hard for a way to take us out of Nevada for a few days."

He leaned against the couch, pulling them closer.

"Hey there, beautiful."

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

"Is there really a place to honeymoon? Nevada is in bad shape..." They put a stack of ones off to the side. "I guess it doesn't matter as long as we're together." Wank hums. "You could take me to Gil's for a honeymoon and I'd still love it because you're with me."

[𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑬𝑫 𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵 @THEBLUEON3]

"Pretty, pretty good. I turned in the briefcase and got a nice stack for a reward."

Bank walked into the living room and sat down right beside Wank, reaching into his coat and showing them a tall stack of bills. He looked around at the jars, meeting their gaze.

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[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

as they lock eyes on @THEBLUEON3. "Welcome home, darling. How was the mission?"

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

They're sitting in the middle of the living room with five jars filled to bursting with money. They had to organize the bills and count them all. Their wedding fund that Wank themself has been feeding into. The change gets put in a bowl for counting later. They lighten up as soon

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

The loops messed with my perception of time. To me, time is a million times slower. When I'm with you...I almost feel normal. You make me feel...beautiful. wanted.

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

Mwah! My cute bank~ i feel like time stops when we're together. Maybe it's because we enjoy each other's company that much?

[𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @DECRYPTMYHEART]

You asked what I wanted. That's my answer: You.