DEEPESH MEHTANI

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Stress ko release karne ke liye enjoyment karna hai mujhe…
Par itna soch leta hoon enjoyment ke baare mein,
ki end mein stress hi ho jaata hai 😅

#OverthinkingLevelMax #StressKaStress #FunnyReality #Relatable #Mood

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@SukhSidhuDXB Like seriously where did u live, i have 4 alerts in the time of today early morning between 3-4AM.

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@UK_REPT @grok confirm this ..

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#Millennials #CrisisGeneration #EndTimesEnergy #PandemicSurvivor #RecessionEra #WW3Talk #DarkMillennialHumor #Doomscrolling #AliensWhen

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Drones are the gayest thing in modern war,
Cmon guys fight like a MAN like good old days!!!

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Technically Joe Root doesn’t have Red Ball century in Australia yet! #theashes

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Trip ki planning to aise karta hu jaise chala hi jaunga mein!!!
#TripKeSapne #ChaleNaChalePlanningZaruriHai #TravelVibes #DilHaiTraveller

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Monday Morning on road,
I see more than 100 school busses pilled up together, people cmon use CONDOMS!!!
#overpopulation #mondayblues

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Not getting fairly paid for job and see others getting paid higher just because they lick owners balls doesn’t feels bad, it feels bad because you watch 5 test match series and winning 20 days of cricket out of 25 and still loosing the series 3-1
#INDvsENGTest #SackGautamGambhir

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GRWM now was,
MMS scandal then!!!
#Millennials

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#NewProfilePic

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Gareebi GAND faad deti hai,
Aur ameer banne me GAND fat jati hai…

Morale of the Story - GAND SABKI FATEGI.

#latenightthoughts #daaruthoughts

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@WHOOP
I am still waiting for my order since 2 weeks and no one seems to bother to reply on support email.
#whoop #whoopuae

Order Number - Order U72082

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When life fucks you
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Become a PORN Artist and get paid for all the FUCK UPS!!!!

#lifequotes

[DEEPESH MEHTANI @DEEPESHMEHTANI]

Wife hamesha khush kyu rehti hai…
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Kyunki woh Be-Ghum hoti hai 😝😝😝

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Har roz naye tarikke se g@nd fat rahi hai,

Lekin phir bhi haste muskhrate ZINDAGI kat rahi hai !
#loveuzindagi

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Kya tamasha hai corporate mazduri ka,
Ki raat ko thak kar mar jayenge.

Aur subah kabar se uthkar aur daftar jayenge.

#humpdaythoughts

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Aaj mela laga hai ussi shaan se,
Aaj chahu toh ek ek dukaan mol lu,
Aaj chaahu toh sara jahan mol lu,
Magar ab jee kisi cheez k liye ka dhadka kaha,
Aur ab me woh chota sa ladka kaha!

#weekendthoughts

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Ek alhad sa ladka tha mein jin dino,
Ek mele me nikla khudta hua,
Jee machalta tha ek ek cheez pe magar,
Mol de na saka kisi cheez ka!

Aaj mela laga hai ussi shaan se,
Aaj chahu toh ek ek dukaan mol lu,
Aaj chaahu toh sara jahan mol lu,
Magar ab jee ab kisi cheez ka dhadka kaha

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If you think Olympics is being too strict for 100 grams excess, you haven’t tried INDIGO Airlines.

#ParisOlympics2024