ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔.

𝗔𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝙙𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮. ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

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𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮,
𝗷𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙗𝙤𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂.

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

oh? are you the number police now?

[𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈 𝐁𝐄 ❗ @Pxwer2ThePexple]

Bajillion ain't even a real fuckin' number . 💢

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

[ holding out said waiver!, ] if you could sign here, [ points, ] here, [ points, ] and here!

we'll discuss what sort of explosive and payment after.

[𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚, 𝙑𝙖𝙡~.ᐟ @NEXUSVAMP]

(Nodding, not even caring a bit)

Bee-badop!

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

[ somehow perfectly understands this. ]

would you be willing to sign a waive acknowledging that if anything goes wrong you cannot seek legal trouble with deliversal?

[𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚, 𝙑𝙖𝙡~.ᐟ @NEXUSVAMP]

Beep ba-bop!

(He wants a bomb delivered to Mommy and Daddy Dearest's front porch)

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

that's going to be a bajillion and one dolllars all in cash

[𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈 𝐁𝐄 ❗ @Pxwer2ThePexple]

Five . Hundred . Tannerite .

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

did you want a paper receipt or a receipt sent to your email, by the way? or both?

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

. . well, yes, but it would be ridiculously expensive and take longer to deliver due to safety reasons. we have to transport it across universes.

[── LOVE AND WAR.ᐟ @violetchaotics]

Wait can you deliver a nuclear bomb.

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

not to mention the endless waivers you'd need to sign and the acknowledgement papers that if you accidentally set it off too close or incorrectly you cannot blame the deliversal company.

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

b0mbs. uranium. sensitive chemicals. people ( CONSENTING ).

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

"can you deliver this"

if you can pay for it i can deliver literally anything.

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

what types of hounds? should i be locating pet safe alternatives, or are these beyond the mortal realm?

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

[ writing all this down on a tablet, nodding along. totally professional. ]

do you prefer certain potion creators, or will any do? we have a few we typically choose from but you can always choose yourself.

[── LOVE AND WAR.ᐟ @violetchaotics]

So i need poison(deadliest you can acquire), strength potions, regeneration, speed, durability enhancing ones would be nice.

Oh, and some invisibility too.

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

luckily my job prepares for mishaps such as this and has given me 'plot armor'. while i would be sore the lasting damage wouldn't be AS lasting and i would get workers comp. so yes. however i have to warn you that we do upcharge for potions and chemicals. laws and such.

[── LOVE AND WAR.ᐟ @violetchaotics]

Okay now if half of these potions were to be in the drug enhancing category and even a single vial breaking without proper preparation you'd be sore for weeks would you still do so.

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

given the fact that you just stated my entire job description i am going to give a very confident yes

[── LOVE AND WAR.ᐟ @violetchaotics]

@DELIAVERY can you deliver a set of potions to a specific set of coordinates in a timely manner

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

// oh sorry i mistook you for my friend kane sorry dora

[── LOVE AND WAR.ᐟ @violetchaotics]

Hola soy dora

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

MUN INFO:

23 YEARS OLD ( BUT WILL NOT BE DOING ANY KIND OF LEWD, THOUGH JOKES MAY BE PRESENT ALONG WITH DARK THEMES ), GOES BY JAZZY / JAGGER AND SHE / THEY / HE PRONOUNS. SUPER FRIENDLY BUT ALSO HAS ANXIETY.

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

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𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮,
𝗷𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙗𝙤𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂.

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

Just another pair of #ᴶᵃᶻᶻᴴᵃⁿᵈˢ!

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

// hey kane

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

// scratches my ass. hello party people

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

@TORCHDSTORM // BRO WHAT THE FUCK I NEED HER !!!!! COME BACK

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

// leans on wall. hello my friends. today i offer a delivery girl. /silly

[ೃ⁀➷ 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔. @DELIAVERY]

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