‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ

⠀⠀⠀❛ 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑫𝑨𝑴𝑵 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑦 ( * 𝑩𝑨𝑫 𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑼𝑻𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 ) ! ❜

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

https://t.co/XKTh8FB9tS

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

Eh ?!

Whod'ya think yer' callin' a clown, smartass?!

[ᅠ ‍new york's 𝒇inest . @SWINGINSLUGGER]

Now , what are you clowns yelling about ⁉️

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

Tsk, me? Dead?

( He puts his hockey stick on the back of his shoulders; a smug grin coming upon his face. )

Ya' really think so little of me?
I'm kinda offended, honestly ~

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‎ ➤ ‍ ‎ ‎ 𝐋𝐄𝐎 . @OFLIGHTNINGWIT]

I've been trying to find you for weeks ?? Dude , I thought you might of died or something.

[ᅠ ‍new york's 𝒇inest . @SWINGINSLUGGER]

ᅠ

ᅟᅟ ⠀ ៹ 𝐂ASUE 𝓘 B͟E͟A͟T͟ THAT BOY ☆
❪ # NEW YORKS 𝓕IRECRACKER ❫
⋆⠀╱ 𝖶ITH A ︵ 𝓑AT — ˏˋ 𝑺𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ 💥 ❜

ᅠ

ᅟᅟ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

( Finger guns, winks. )

Got 'em ~

[‍ ‍‍ ‍＊ ‍‍ 𝓢onata ︎𝓓usk ‍. ‍ˊ˗ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @HERBABYBLUES]

. . . What ?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

I can see yer' gettin' a bit too relaxed

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

Think fast, dipshit

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‎ ➤ ‍ ‎ ‎ 𝐋𝐄𝐎 . @OFLIGHTNINGWIT]

HI ???

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

@OFLIGHTNINGWIT

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‎ ➤ ‍ ‎ ‎ 𝐋𝐄𝐎 . @OFLIGHTNINGWIT]

Casey Jones is not related to Casey Jone JR who IS the son of Cassandra "Casey" Jones who has a step - brother who's name is Jones.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

IMAGINE DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE

[‍ ‍‍ ‍＊ ‍‍ 𝓢onata ︎𝓓usk ‍. ‍ˊ˗ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @HERBABYBLUES]

Who's Steve Jobs ?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

Steve Jobs

[‍ ‍‍ ‍＊ ‍‍ 𝓢onata ︎𝓓usk ‍. ‍ˊ˗ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @HERBABYBLUES]

Hey.
Hey.

What's green and has wheels ?

[ᅠ 𐎙 ‍ ׄ ‍𝓙𝒖𝒍𝒊𝒆 ⺌ ‍ 𝓙𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒖𝒍 . @brighterhaIf]

ㅤ
ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ◜ 𓆩🌸𓆪⠀⠀ 𝒫𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙴 、 ℒ𝕆𝕆ℙ𝕊 ﹠﹠ 𝓐𝑺𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ˎˊ˗ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ#WELCOMEHOMERP ㅤ⠀༽ ⠀ ˖ 𓄹 𝓌aves ⠀ of the 𝖜𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗 ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 𝔟reak ⠀down the ⠀ ͡︵⠀ 𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 . ⠀ ༉
ㅤ
ㅤ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

I'M 19???

YOU FUCKIN' HAG, YOU'RE SO GODDAMN OLD, YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL PEOPLE'S AGES???

[ᅠ* ᅠ𝒖𝒑𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏ᅠ 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 ᅠ.ᐟ @EGOLESSWEALTH]

. . . .

I would be SO insulted right now , if you weren't like. Actually just 12 years old.

[DESPARA . @etheriahonor]

⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀DEFENDER OF
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗥𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗟 𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗟𝗘

⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

. . . .

( Looks at her, top to bottom. )

I guess yer' like a solid 6, but I'm not into older chicks, so.

[ᅠ* ᅠ𝒖𝒑𝒕���𝒘𝒏ᅠ 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 ᅠ.ᐟ @EGOLESSWEALTH]

I'm hot ????

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

If ya' held a gun to my head, I could not name a single likable thing about you.

[ᅠ* ᅠ𝒖𝒑𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏ᅠ 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 ᅠ.ᐟ @EGOLESSWEALTH]

I am a total catch.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

. . . . . . .

Color me shocked.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

. . . Huh?

[ᅠ* ᅠ𝒖𝒑𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏ᅠ 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 ᅠ.ᐟ @EGOLESSWEALTH]

. . .

I've been in a steady relationship for three years.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

. . . .

Have you ever thought about gettin' some bitches

[ᅠ* ᅠ𝒖𝒑𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏ᅠ 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 ᅠ.ᐟ @EGOLESSWEALTH]

Have you ever - and this might be crazy but follow me along here , it will go somewhere.

Have you thought about . . .getting a job ?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

Oh, that?
Yeah, I was hungry and needed some spare change.

. . . What? Don't gimme that look.

How can I beat up punks on an empty stomach and wallet?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍* ‍ ‎ 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @DELINQUENTPRIDE]

I TOLD you to knock it off with the "kid" thing you little fuckin' —

[ᅠ* ᅠ𝒖𝒑𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏ᅠ 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 ᅠ.ᐟ @EGOLESSWEALTH]

Uh - huh.

. . . . Hey , weren't you the kid that broke into the Dinner ?

What part of you little Batman act was that apart of ?