KOJIRO

just the greatest nigga God invented 🤨

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

Never by any means allow yourself to be someone's plan B, NEVER!.

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

I need a WhatsApp sticker for this

[Sydney Hunte @SHWrites]

This is now the GIF of the entire tournament. Don't @ me

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

@mzunguporii Mbona kama mnajipa mic

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

Championsss of europe you will never sing thaat, set piece again ole oleee

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

My heart is broken.

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

Hii imeisha , hongereni wanangu wa gunners

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

This is the kind of stuff I would do as a dad just to embarrass my kids

[Mothership @MothershipSG]

Thai police disguise as dance troupe to arrest drug suspect, seize methamphetamine pills https://t.co/4nY1ENyiBP

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

Me hata siwalaumu wanangu wa PGMO, mna ada za kulipa, nyie kuleni tuu hii milungula maana hata me ningekula tuu

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: PGMO has been in touch with Nottingham Forest and admitted Manchester United’s second goal during yesterday’s game should not have been given 🚨

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

@timmy95r Ngoja tumuone kama atauona mwaka mpya

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

Its not that i dont rate alonso, i just dont trust the owners+ SD’s , they have mastered the art of PR, i refuse to believe they have changed until i see the change

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

This list is depressing

[Pys @CFCPys]

@GoldbergCFC Some potential shouts :

Mateta
Shick (solid scoring record + Alonso coached)
Watkins
Toney
Guirassy (would imagine he’d want to be a starter?)
Lewandowski (unlikely)

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

They actually said “AURA”??? This is a joke right??

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Chelsea realised that in conversations with Alonso he had “personality, character and Aura” which meant that he could be more than a head coach, Chelsea decided to give him the title of manager which could be important. (@SkyKaveh @SkySportsNews)

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

Refa ako na mkeka kwenye soksi bila shaka

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

Cant blame McFala for this one, its on the board and their stupid project

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

@mzunguporii Ngoja tuone kama atatoboa dhidi ya mchele maana media zinampigia sana chepuo mwingleza wao

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

Naunga mkono hoja

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

Jude?

[Oladoja @_onlyscott]

Guess the player

VERY HARD

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

If you’re a Chelsea fan just know that they are going for the mediocre dudes in this list and not the likes of Alonso

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

Blueco are the masters of PR, they will dry hump this “XABI ALONSO TO CHELSEA” story all summer knowing they don’t plan to get him all the while sneaking in their real targets with lines like “ALSO INTRESTED IN…./ALSO LOOKING INTO….”

[Pys @CFCPys]

Who do you want to manage Chelsea next season? #CFC 👀 🔵, 🎨 - @JRidge_

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

Haura

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🇫🇷 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | PSG's new home kit for the 2026/27 season. 🔴🔵

[KOJIRO @DENNHO_10]

Project in the mud, I’m a happy man😌