Dave Russell

Ripping off Tom Petty since '83 Listen on #Spotify ( buy anywhere online.

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

@amazon give me some gift cards for messing up this basketball game! #Amazon #playin

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

Hey @TheLemonheads you're my fav writer.. here's my version of rudderless. https://t.co/99C9SKSjin

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

@TheLemonheads bro my fav writer https://t.co/99C9SKSR7V thanks Evan

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

Has anyone see Jawan on @survivorcbs and @JordanPeele in the same place?

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

@propagandhi Top 5 bands hands down

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

The left: the right believes in crazy conspiracy theories!

Also the left: Trump staged his own assassination attempt!

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

@ReggieMillerTNT can I hear you say "Ill advised 3" once more in my life. You are hands down my fav shooter of all time. These fast break 3s are trash and you know it. Give this pistons fan one more Ill advised 3. #reggiemiller #shouldhavearing

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

@RamsNFL Officially Jared's

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

@elonmusk @xai Add me to the team I know nothing about ai programming.

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

@latestinspace I dont like this.

[Brett Hedges @UnderTheHedges]

Great place for a pile of dirt @CityWindsorON Parks N Rec department @FabioCostante. It's not like people with handicaps need somewhere to park their car at Mic Mac Park. #negligent #lackofoversight #poorleadership

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

I did it! I figured out white people. They don't dance to the beat they dance to the words.

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

#ZionWilliamson #zion

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

@nbcsnl thanks for the Streets of Rage 2 shout out #streetsofrage #Iwatchfromthecorner

[Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz]

I’ll say more later. For now, I’ll just share the types of “funny” DMs Justin Roiland would send me. (Posted and deleted this last night because I was worried about any backlash. But this dude made ME - someone who wrote a Rick & Morty concept album - never watch his show again)

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

@JordanPeele what's zitos nod to 2001 in f13 pt 4?

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

#whereisShellyMiscavige

[Variety @Variety]

#GoldenGlobes host Jerrod Carmichael makes a dig at Scientology: "Backstage, I found these three Golden Globe awards that Tom Cruise returned...I think maybe we take these three things and exchange them for the safe return of Shelly Miscavige." https://t.co/m069JEKekW

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

Did Jerrod bomb? Hard to read that room. #GoldenGlobes

[Dave Russell @DERPrjct]

@elonmusk Were you not supposed to get pudding in them?