Dave Trider

Engineer. Musician. Trance Music Lover.

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Does the #FirstCat have a security clearance?

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And suddenly, with the omicron variant, frat bros and sorority sisters knew that memorizing the Greek alphabet was not for nothing.

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Giving away 1 $ETH ($4,500) to a random person that likes + rt's this tweet and is following in the next 12 hours. 🎁

If you don't have any crypto I will personally help set everything up.

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@Xbox How about you make more of them so a guy can buy one?

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Serious question. If I was born in 1991 why do I love that 80’s synth-pop vibe so much? @grummmusic #turnitup

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Voted today. Ready for this 4 year long nightmare to be over.

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When I think of B-list celebrities, the first person that comes to mind is Luke Wilson

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I guess adulting is being excited to own a pressure cooker and getting dress socks for Christmas

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@GerardNocco This is the realest thing I’ve read in years

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Before you consider anything Joe Arpio has to say, remember he is a racist convicted of contempt of court that was pardoned by a “very stable genius” while Houston was being destroyed by a Hurricane. 2018 is off to a great start!

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@crol47 His... soul?

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Am I the only one who thinks that having a billionaire president with no governing experience is a bad idea regardless of political leanings? It’s been super fun so far... #Oprah2020

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I think every year I’m going to tweet to remind my followers and the general public that #sigfigs are important

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You know you live an exciting life when you Snapchat your trip to the grocery store #Kroger #deals #cokezero

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#thingsthatdontmix diet dr. Pepper, raspberry vodka, crystal light lemonade, lemon seltzer. #donttrythisathome

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@GerardNocco At my current rate of $1600/month... 19 more years

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How about we ask the ~17% of the total U.S. population who voted for our next tweeter in chief to pay for his stupid ass wall?

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Idk man, if I were the projected number 1 draft pick I'd be pretty disappointed about having to play for the Browns...

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@GerardNocco You calling me fat bro?

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There are times that I have to ask... are the Jets a real football team? #gopats #PatriotsNation