max

he/him, 19. nonsharing pickles the drummer, smart falcon, and johnny gat selfshipper! new to yumetwt, please be kind to me;;;

[max @DETHKLOKdotCOM]

hihiii!! intro thread tiime!!! 🧵
my name is max, i'm 19, and i use he/him pronouns. i'm one of them there audhd havers. i'm a yume/selfshipper, and i love a wide variety of things :D

[max @DETHKLOKdotCOM]

heart boner....... where have i heard this before.......

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

‘me too’ U will never be him. U could only hope to achieve his level of whimsy and light. he likes being called good boy because he IS a good boy. u just have a boner. look at him. his boner is in his heart

[max @DETHKLOKdotCOM]

i've been with johnny gat the longest!! we've been together since mid-september of 2020, before i even knew that yumeshipping was a thing! :3

[yumelings ☆ @yumelings]

── ⟡ ˙❔ ̟

if you have multiple f/o’s , which have you been with the longest?

[HRRASHTHING @HRRASHTHING]

my kris genderswap take

[max @DETHKLOKdotCOM]

@sweetstsycamore i'm gonna turn you into that one picture of the twilight sparkle plushie when your silly ass gets home.... don't make an uncmaxxed pro guy angry..... the devil shivers when an uncmaxxed pro guy loses his temper..... 😡😡😡

[max @DETHKLOKdotCOM]

pickles: bricked. he's a paperweight now good job.......
mtl!max: idk
falcodisco is very cute and playful with each other
gatboss does NOT give each other affection. what are they, gay and in a relationship?

[yumeverse .ᐟ @Yumeverses]

🌼 ꒱　Interactive

how does your yumeship respond to affection from their partner ? (♡˙³˙)

[max @DETHKLOKdotCOM]

@tarteaumiau i don't usually fill out the cards for artfight, so i'll just drop my link if that's okay! 😌
https://t.co/Gay278heAl

[Lisabelle | Princess Wartooth @Wartoothwife]

klokateers

[Sploot @Sploots]

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN EVERYONE GET IN THE SCARLETMOBILE

[𝕖𝕝𝕤𝕚𝕖 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎ @_LOVERiplier_]

don’t forget to leave cookies and milk out for markiplier tonight

[max @DETHKLOKdotCOM]

this is now part of falcodisco canon 😌
(disco buying everything for falco)

[꒰𓏼 ͜͜✚ ̣̣̣ Paradise yumes🦢⑅ ݁𓈒݂݂𓏴𓏴 @ParadiseYume5]

🪽 𓏲 ͜‿𓈒ㅤི𓈒ㅤ𓏼︶︶
Prompt:
This as your Yume ship!!!
(Also this is a free pass to show us your yuri Yume ships…👀👀👀👀👀)

[ｷﾓ~ﾀ @saijakuonuru]

ﾒｿﾐｵちゃん…💐

[max @DETHKLOKdotCOM]

also i never really understood why some folks hate selfcest?? isn't it just, like..... masturbation with extra steps??? 😭 (slightly exaggerating i'm sure you get the point)

[max @DETHKLOKdotCOM]

saying that selfcest = twincest is so fucking weird to me?? it's almost implying that twins are the same person. when they literally are not 😭 (source: i live with twins. @sweetstsycamore is my brother and is a twin. him and his twin are nothing alike)

[Lisabelle | Princess Wartooth @Wartoothwife]

please educate yourself on what selfcest is. notice one is a ship between clones or alternate universes of the same person and one is just incest. this debate has been had on tiktok already and no body gaf, please dind something better to do 😭😭

[max @DETHKLOKdotCOM]

i have a bunch of different ocs btw!!! humans, humanoids, furries, littol guy, mignyans, cinnaverse, a tanucake, a centiroll.... just a bunch of sillay goobers!!!!!
i'll do my best to attack back :D

[max @DETHKLOKdotCOM]

artfight soon yippee!!!!! my username is midnightfistfight (main mentioned oops) and also i forgot to say that my strawpage is up now. oops. it's in my twt profile now 😌

[fenty @jaictshhhluha]

is this too controversial

[max @DETHKLOKdotCOM]

@SaintSFGil it's most certainly a difficult game, and a lot of the joy comes from noticing how much you've improved, even if it's by just a little bit! when i first started tboi, i was in the same position as you. perseverance is key for playing and enjoying tboi. good luck and have fun!! :D

[📛🍭ᴹⁱʸᵘ.ᐟ.ᐟ🌈🎒 @Imoutomagical]

Quick Juliet starling