𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯.

𝘚𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘔𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢'𝐬 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘦. 𝐒𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐠.

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

ᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ
𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳, 𝘦𝘩?
𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰 𝘥𝘺𝘪𝘯'𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦.
𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘙𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪'𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘬𝘦, 𝘵𝘰𝘰.
ᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ #ELDENRINGRP #MVRP

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

i protest.

i won't be a very promising fighter for you, if i've no eyes to see my blade meet its mark.

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

We’ll see.

And while I’m at it, I’ll poke thine eyes out. Sound?

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

i would certainly hope not.

oh, no.~
i can hardly think of a worse punishment than having my snout shaken.

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

The throne will be mine, aye. But I will be hardly different in mind when it comes to.

…Urgh. I always want to pinch you.

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

yet you're fate ushers you to take the throne? what a quaint conundrum you've found yourself in, mate.

of course not, tis in jest of the former.

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

You’re mistaken if you think me uptight enough to not mention such a thing. I’m no royalty, so be far from surprised.

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

hm. how unsightly, your majesty.
this is no way for her highness to act.

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

Ah, no… I hardly mean physical pain.

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

maybe when induced to physical pain i have once or twice.

the curse of being canid i call it.

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

No? That’s a shame.

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

never?

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

But you still whimper?

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

i have no partner?

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

men….. you must whimper.. to save thy partner’s life…..

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

i am.

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

Oh? Are you, now?

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

incorrect, your excellency.
i'm a point up.~

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

And here you were complaining about time taking too long for you to dry. Are we not even, pup?

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

you seemed to enjoy the prospect only moments ago, do tell, dear. what's changed?~

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

Showered by a sopping wet dog? Blaidd. 😒* Please.

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

of course i can.

would you like to be showered, my lady? i could take a dip and come trotting back with a soaked and wagging tail.

if that would please, her excellency.

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

I’ll pinch your snout if you call me that one more time. 🙎‍♀️

Buuut, if I were to guess… quite a while. Can’t you just… shake yourself off? Like a pup usually does?

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

do you know how long it takes all this fur to get dry, your highness?

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

But… rain…

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

take one look at me and ask me that again.

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

Dost ye not fancy the rain?

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

🐕

[‎𖤓 ┈ ۰ 𝖍𝚎𝚊𝚟𝔢ɳ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ 𝔭𝚒𝔢𐍂𝚌𝔢 𝖍𝚎𝚛﹒ᅠᅠ @OTARNISHEDONE]

🌧️
🙎‍♀️

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

is that my uncle-

[moved accounts @puppitoys]

it’s wolp wendnesday chat

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

why is her highness standing in the rain like a kicked puppy on a failed hunt?

[𝒲𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝐻𝙾𝙼𝙴 ⸝ @porcelins]

temp/placeholder pin; account work in progress. original AU portrayal of the plain doll altered for elden ring. mdni, lewd focused dni.

[✁: 𝐒𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗮𝘁 𝐌𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿. @theIadyred]

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[︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎✁𝐇꩜sᵗ 𝕠𝒇 𝓷𝑰𝑔ℎ𝑡𝚖𝐚𝒓ᴇꌚ.ᐟ ︎ ༝ 𓁼 ︎ @NlGHTMARIC]

〝 𝐋𝒐𝒐𝐤

𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐨

𝐦𝐲

𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔.

𝐃𝐞𝐞𝐩

𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐨

𝐦𝐲

𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔.〞

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#BLOODBORNE #BLOODBORNERP #MVRP #BBRP

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯. @DEV0TEDD0G]

blaidd referring to skuunda

m'lady.
*tips snout*