Drake

Mac & cheese connoisseur, chocolate milk aficionado, and occasional funny man.

[Drake @DFChocolateMilk]

Just got an email saying there is Caesar salad in the break room and I’ve never seen so many middle aged women get up and speed walk in my life.

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Forgot to post this here the other day, you know the drill: https://t.co/20o7o19UyX

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It must be stupid fucking dumbass day today because everyone in front of me at the post office is acting like they’ve never sent a package.

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Africa is pumped about the Chiefs! #GoBirds

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CFP bye week cursed?

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Hey @Dove why did you discontinue the deodorant refills?

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Copped the Deadpool & Wolverine cocktails to double fist while watching The Wild Robot with the lady tonight. The question is: do I cry?

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Dumping my Jalen Hurts stock

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Finally, an accurate video game movie adaptation.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BORDERLANDS’ debuts with 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Read our review: https://t.co/NW2ENHErLG

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College Football 25 is unrealistic because we sat our Heisman winning RB his second year for a guy with one point higher overall.

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Me on Mushroom Bridge in Double Dash.

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

Dumb ways to die

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Just had part of Deadpool & Wolverine spoiled for me at a job interview.

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Busting open a Netflix trial to watch Tires. First time for everything!

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Ahh yes, my favorite high school team: Michigan State University.

[Michigan State Football @MSU_Football]

schedule update just dropped 👀

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For my two followers that actually see this: https://t.co/o6iMRiiRtk

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Africa is pumped about the 49ers!

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Say it with me: a field goal is better than nothing.

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Joint is literally playing Taylor Swift while the Chiefs win it. Fuck everything!

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Justice for Florida State.

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The intern that keeps putting the NCIS: Sydney commercials upside down needs a raise.