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27 / UK / NSFW 18+ / bratty slut with a masochistic streak / not a creator, just an attention whore

[dfl 🌹 @DFLovely]

How long is the appropriate amount of time to wait before appropriating a late relatives things into kinkwear/pervertibles? Asking for a friend

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Finally fulfilled my dream of having two old mean beat the shit out of me in public and man, it was good

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Last night I dreamt I had gay sex with a kinky friend that was so hot it set off the fire alarm

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Just realising I am so likely to get tramp stamp at some point

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Just wanna get my arse beat till I bruise

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Think I either need a slut phase or a genuine break from casual sex and kink and I honestly don't know which is the better idea

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When I said I was into emotional masochism I didn't mean men just fucking me over

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Currently in a rut and these are the things I have said would probably fix me:
- regular access to a cat
- mcdonalds drinks
- rough, primal fucking
- a good mattress topper

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Maybe manifesting works because this is basically how I spent yesterday evening

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Just want someone to drug and rape me (as a friend)

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Yes I am a sub and a masochist and not really a switch but I am also realising there's a part of me that wants to watch pretty boys suffer

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I also went to my first proper play event at a ridiculously cool venue last night and man, baby me is so impressed I got this far

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I had the hottest lucid CNC sex dream of my life and immediately had to tell 3 people and twitter about it

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Gutted that I have access to so many unhinged slogan baby tees and planned to buy some until I realised I would hate wearing baby tees bc i dislike tight sleeves

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No regrets here but had a ONS after a wedding bc I didn't want to go back to the hotel room I was sharing with my (very mad at me at the time) sibling...so I went back to a groomsman's room instead

[big titty warlord @retarded__woman]

What is the dumbest or most unconventional reason you have had sex with a person? Women especially

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@BreeOlson Vaseline! And not the easiest to find but graduated hoops/sleepers, the type you can turn fully, start on the thinnest and work it round slowly over a few days (bit like actual stretchers). I wear insanely thick earrings like once a year and this has always worked for me

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In desperate need of a cathartic beating tbh

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Is it normal to have sex dreams about kinky friends that you are 99% sure you do not actually want to play/hook up with asking for a friend

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@tictacte_ch This legit sounds like my worst nightmare, sending thoughts and prayers

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Yknow what i have not missed about actually liking someone? One line messages that make you cry and spiral for multiple days