@DJNSussex I can't wait for my thirties! I've been told that they're like your twenties only you know who you are and what you want, have more money, and get to rock the salt and pepper vibe. You also get good wedding anniversaries not like cotton and paper and shit
Turns out @Waller05 was just serving #GoneGirlRealness - he's alive and home. Do not believe that there is any need for concern but we may have to wait for his memoirs for an explanation. Now please form an orderly queue at the "Slap Simon in The Face" stall...
@pinstripedline@Waller05 Brewers has confirmed to Nick and Rupert that a man matching Simon's description was indeed seen on CCTV leaving the bar (alone) at approx. 2.30am
Trying to get hold of @Waller05 - Simon Waller. He was last seen leaving @2BrewersClapham at 2:30am this morning. Potentially looking like a #MissingPerson. Police, family and work have been informed. London gays, please do your thing.
Years of refusing to engage with the #rupaulsdragrace culture (coz of toxic masculinity + crippling self doubt) has back fired tremendously. New gym playlist and current obsession =
@rosie_butterfly@stephenfry First Brexit, then Trump and now the serious shit is going down. I don't care if I need to harvest my own chickpeas, I shall have (economical) hummus!
Accidentally had my phone playing music from both my headphones and my living room speaker when I went to the gym. I play my music LOUD at the gym. The volume control on my phone also controls the volume on my home speaker. I was playing Azelia Banks 212 on loop. Poor neighbours.