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I have hair and a nose

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Gnome nation. 🎸epic guitar solo🎸

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I found Jesus in the Emmanuel campus center bathroom

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Sean is mean. Straight personal stuff

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I just attacked by a bird

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Can’t think of a sillier name than Judy Willey

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Egg fartin on all the people I walk by

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The things I’d do with a couple more limbs. Smh

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Honda and Hyundai are the product of single cell mitosis #BobSaget

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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I’m your mr. Wookie??????

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I enjoy the presence of a squirrel

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What ever happened to the Hess Truck

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Does the abolition of the hitler stash send the same message as a teams retirement of a jersey number???

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I’m going to sleep.

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Some people still be clapping parallel. You need a parabolic clap to really get that good good nom nom sound #salmans

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train conductor a bitch. And for what

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Lansdowne station. In lansdowne. It’s a thing

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Yo this insomnia cookie really be tasting like a protein quest cookie

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@etan445 Mike wazowski was Jewish

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Juice world was born and died on st. Patrick’s day #