Schrödinger's Kat

I feel sorry a lot. She/Her/Ella. 🇵🇷

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*deep sighs passive aggressively*

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"CHA EUNWOO! I'll pay your taxes." - @Kris_J

[Taehyung Naver @naver_taehyung]

That’s your Jinro Global Brand Ambassador KIM TAEHYUNG!!!

[𓃦ִ @layovermoods]

no one understands but i’m insanely obsessed with this video

[Schrödinger's Kat @DFTBCaution]

@layovermoods I understand!

[Schrödinger's Kat @DFTBCaution]

Me: "God really love us. I could have been born too late or too early for Cha Eunwoo."

K: "I coulda been born too *close* to Cha Eunwoo."

- @Kris_J, thankful for the collective safety provided by distance

[adnine @userlinoring]

seeing blonde leeknow in june 2026 feels like seeing your ex wife

[madeev⁷ is seeing BTS ˚.🎀༘⋆ @saxophonist95]

i miss my taehyung so i give you 130625 taehyung

[l☆rà⁷ ⋆ @7withluv__]

teacher : ‘NO EATING IN CLASS’

taehyung in the back :

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"👀👀 I didn’t know he could let his hair down. I didn't know the tie was optional."

- @Kris_J, seeing Kento Nanami without a tie or blazer for the first time

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"I need to be in danger. I need the Lenny treatment."

- @Kris_J, .....

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"Why he look so happy? Sis, you making his life too easy."

- @Kris_J, seeing a happy couple on the street

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"This man was made to be looked at."

- @Kris_J, correctly speaking about World Wide Handsome Jin

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"If I can't be in Bang Chan's lap, I need him in mine."

- @Kris_J, providing reasons for a VR concert

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"I wanna be on season 35 of this video."

- @Kris_J, no better than a man

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"No. I'm not saying I support it. I just want to participate."

-@Kris_J

I refuse to say what this is about.

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"BTS - Do I look like the type of person that can be played with?"

- @Kris_J, when Weverse isn't Weversing

[Schrödinger's Kat @DFTBCaution]

"Estúpida! No va a ser él."

- @Kris_J, speaking to her ovaries after watching Jungkook interact with a baby

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"If I was a sailor lost at sea and that came out of the water, I would 100% leave my family."

- @Kris_J, about Jimin-ssi

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"I just came to a harrowing realization. I only have two eyes........how am I gonna choose who to look at? BTS is 7 but Kristine is 1."

- @Kris_J, preparing mentally

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"I need a fancam from the back."

- @Kris_J