Dan

fuck you Cynthia

[Dan @DFUKKI]

@dirtyheads playing levitate on Sunday! How can I get you to sign this beer for me? I’ve been trying for a year plus look at all my recent tweets @RomeandDuddy

[Dan @DFUKKI]

@dirtyheads can I mail this to you guys so you can sign it? Boomer & I would be pumped to add it to the man cave

[Dan @DFUKKI]

Atta boy @Shameless_don

[UFC @ufc]

Wire-to-wire victory for @Shameless_Don 💪

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[UFC @ufc]

Former training partners @Shameless_Don & @CrisSunshineMMA fight NOW!

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[Dan @DFUKKI]

Hey @DuddyB what’re the chances I can get you to sign one of the beers my wife had shipped across the country for me? #dirtyheads #duddyb @dirtyheads

[Dan @DFUKKI]

@DuddyB hey man I sent you a ig message, but I’m a huge dirty heads fan. I see you guys every time you come to the Boston area. My wife just managed to get a 6pack of the Four Brothers Brewing Dirty Heads beer
If I could send you one, would you guys sign it for me? I’d be pumped

[Dan @DFUKKI]

@Kelly_Converse Proud of you

[Dan @DFUKKI]

Going to the pats parade...
Me: “Steve, where are you? “
Steve: “I’m in a tree”
Me: “i’ll find you!”

[Dan @DFUKKI]

“I’m Running 5 Minutes Late” = I’m running 10 Minutes Late

“I’m Running 10 Minutes Late” = I’m running 20 Minutes Late

“In traffic” = just got in the car.

“Leaving now” = disoriented, not dressed. I was in a deep sleep 3 seconds ago

[Dan @DFUKKI]

@Kelly_Converse What do you actually do at work? Like I see this and I was getting Christmas card ideas all day.... are you hiring?

[Dan @DFUKKI]

@roughnrowdy @BarstoolBigCat @portnoy dude give it to Sarah! She’s a back to back to back #america

[Dan @DFUKKI]

@Kelly_Converse #armystrong

[Dan @DFUKKI]

@Kelly_Converse When did you see this conversation?!

[Dan @DFUKKI]

@Kelly_Converse And 778 until he gets re-elected!

[Dan @DFUKKI]

Rest In Paradise @MacMiller, your music was done right & your rhymes hypnotizing, always got the party jumpin’ . #resteasy #macmiller

[Dan @DFUKKI]

@victoria_yost Waiting for the comeback!

[Dan @DFUKKI]

@Kelly_Converse

[Dan @DFUKKI]

https://t.co/EpAptdR2fI

[Dan @DFUKKI]

@Kelly_Converse @ColemanUSA Absolutely ridiculous

[Dan @DFUKKI]

Hey @interstatebatts, I have a 2 year old MT-34 Battery in a Daily driver, that now needs to be replaced because it’s putting out 333CCA.. It’s only 2 years old?!?!?! #why #CustomerService #help #backyourproducts