Dr.FatJesus

“The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workers of the world, unite!”

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

mmmm yummy πckle

[Dr.FatJesus @DFatjesus]

@myunclesmemes @Trippy_griffy pspspspsps

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

[Satan sending me back from hell after I drowned as a toddler]
Satan: Let’s hear what dumb shit he’ll say first

[Dr.FatJesus @DFatjesus]

My toxic trait is assuming a smoke will always settle my upset stomach

[Derrick Lemos 🏳️‍🌈✊🏽 @DerrickLemos]

Between Coco, Encanto, Everything, Everywhere All of the Time, and Turning Red, Millennial filmmakers are slowly creating an entire genre of fantasy films where parents apologize.

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

The Nintendo Switch 2: The Ole Switcheroo

[chili ramen @haribeats_]

Last one

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Will Smith I am so sorry i wasn’t your mother

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Sorry, but I am a man, and if you just did to me what Will Smith did to Chris Rock, there is no way in the world I’m just taking it and not immediately saying, “My wife,” in a Borat voice.

[Dr.FatJesus @DFatjesus]

@Trippy_griffy @cornskiii

[Dr.FatJesus @DFatjesus]

@Trippy_griffy @cornskiii If Sasuke your comfort character I'm sorry your childhood was that bad

[violet valentine @slutpilled]

i was around for spice so forgive me if i don't immediately buy into the delta-8 hype

[Dr.FatJesus @DFatjesus]

I just risked my 30 grand car to get to a job that pays me 25 grand a year fuck am I an idiot

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Beat up women = 6 game suspension

Bet a parlay = Year suspension

Makes sense, NFL

[Dr.FatJesus @DFatjesus]

@Trippy_griffy @IiIthirtyclip I mean psychedelics and weed is still cool right?

[Denims @DenimsTV]

ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

[Dr.FatJesus @DFatjesus]

I'd rather date a girl with no political affiliation than a liberal who thinks she's left

[🌧 ren。 @non_philosophy]

idk, Western media people kinda being a little bit racist right now 😳 (a thread)