David Galinski

[David Galinski @DG729]

@KillianKeeblah People are finally buying

[David Galinski @DG729]

Strategically eating cake to optimize the frosting/bread ratio in each bite

[David Galinski @DG729]

@KillianKeeblah The date is July 26. It has been 3 days since Kellan had his first $5 Long Island iced tea. In the time since, he has had 73 more. The fact that he's still alive is a medical anomaly.

[David Galinski @DG729]

@KillianKeeblah I'm glad the chain ends here

[David Galinski @DG729]

@SamBoxTho When they called to tell me mine transferred to Nelnet, I told the rep not to worry if they lose track of the balance in the process.

He said "I'll see what I can do."

[David Galinski @DG729]

@its_eviee If I lived in Texas I'd go to jail for this or something

[David Galinski @DG729]

@its_eviee Yo why

[David Galinski @DG729]

@weareliptat Do you want to talk about it?

[David Galinski @DG729]

@KillianKeeblah https://t.co/GDc2DuemYu

[David Galinski @DG729]

@KillianKeeblah Fall is for jazz and Tom Waits and nobody will convince me otherwise.

[David Galinski @DG729]

@weareliptat I thought this phase ended two years ago

[David Galinski @DG729]

@KillianKeeblah @weareliptat @DevynnLeee My mom doesn't know what she's talking about

[David Galinski @DG729]

@KillianKeeblah

[David Galinski @DG729]

Today I found out my mom won't leave her house in Animal Crossing if there are villagers visiting because "it feels rude." She just goes to do yardwork and leaves the game running until they leave on their own.

[David Galinski @DG729]

My version of doomscrolling is just reading the comments on clickbait Facebook videos

[David Galinski @DG729]

Such a bummer that this dude's early character arc had the potential to go full Tony Stark and instead he decided to take it in a "unsupervised teen on the internet for the first time" direction

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Chad_Hurley 🤣🤣

Hi Chad, long time no see!

Fine, if you touch my wiener, you can have a horse.

[David Galinski @DG729]

@KillianKeeblah The mustache is only a small piece of this Cous era