David Rooney

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@NYUTischSchool an alum of yours just had his first film project fully funded on @Kickstarter. Check it out and feel free to promote it! https://t.co/bYhpPPRUFB

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@TheBabylonBee Eh, not your funniest

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@ImJimR87 It’s all about the cones!

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@PierreRobert933 “He NAILED it in Jacksonville!” Might have to be a t-shirt 🤔

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@NFL_DovKleiman I was born in 1989, I’ve never even heard of Roy Bourque. I’m not saying you’re wrong, I just assumed I’d have heard of the best hockey player in the 90’s

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@goddek @gabbagandalftv They’re all extremely attractive

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@jaketapper “Now don’t do it again, okay?”

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@calvinchen

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@adrianmacneil Didn’t know those air quality monitors were around during the Jurassic period.

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Cool hat @alexgeorgetv !

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@RedWave_Press

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Guy smoking crack inside @SEPTA Suburban Station like it’s no big deal. Around 10:15 PM.

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@NicholasBallas Portlandia shit

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@alifarhat79 Still up 1,115% over the last five years

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@Breaking911 What the hell is a meat axe?

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Odd that we need an expert to provide analysis like this.

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@DogGoneSilly @MelGibsonQ Exactly ✅

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@THEREALJEW613

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@bennyjohnson It’s a rehashing of the same skit with Hanks from a few years ago.

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@AFpost No shit, he’s the POTUS’s son.