Dave Van Den Haag

Here for the banter. Basically Drake but wholesome and before the Kendrick stuff.

[PrinceMarcus @PrinceMarcus_27]

Doom when Hulk tries to fight him

[Dave Van Den Haag @DGinCPT]

@justchumz

[Dave Van Den Haag @DGinCPT]

This last month I’ve been:

-Drinking
-Laughing
-Spending time with oooold friends and family
-Drenched in squirt
-Braaing
-Grooving
-Watching incredible sport.

My heart is full shame 🙌🏾❤️

[Dave Van Den Haag @DGinCPT]

Immigration officer asked me where I live. I told him. He immediately let me through because who TF would choose Vlaardingen when lying about where they live in the Netherlands 😭🤣

[Dave Van Den Haag @DGinCPT]

Some people just live different lives man😂😂😂

[Dave Van Den Haag @DGinCPT]

The gents are going go-karting in Amsterdam today. Tell me why one broer texted at midnight saying “Eish majita I might not make it to the go-karting, I ended up at Tomorrowland and there’s no trains back”

My brother in Christ WHAT??😭😭🤣🤣

[Dave Van Den Haag @DGinCPT]

Somebody tell em…. To run me money!!!

[Dave Van Den Haag @DGinCPT]

@OldTakesExposed

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Is Messi playing?

[Dave Van Den Haag @DGinCPT]

“Take us home”

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This has been a Tuchel tactical masterclass. Take us home, Thomas! 👊👊👊👊

[♡ @Bonmatimessi]

Argentina is a team that runs on pure homosexual love for Lionel Messi and there seems to be no tactic that could counter that

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Only 6 new sentences left

[Motorsport MP4 @MotorsportMP4]

Verstappen’s Macarena wing at Spa 🥶

[Dave Van Den Haag @DGinCPT]

I feel like he’s ragebaiting us because there’s no way😭😭😭

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Uma vitória de milhões!

[Ray🫧 @ravikiran_dev7]

The fact that she can say this while maintaining a straight face😭

[Dave Van Den Haag @DGinCPT]

@PearlPillay Me to myself the last 4 months 😭🤣

[Dave Van Den Haag @DGinCPT]

Naaaah, from March, we’re ROCKING😭

[Dave Van Den Haag @DGinCPT]

Alright… we have rested… from end of July… WE. ARE. ROCKING

[Dave Van Den Haag @DGinCPT]

One last litty weekend coming up then we can finally rest. Yoh I’ve been rocking since March bra hayi ngeke

[布偶细细 @cutienothingg]

我的兴趣爱好从缝纫徒步旅行电影海滩到锐舞抽烟喝酒淫趴穿孔 都是我