The Shogun of Sorrow

Simply a dude.

[io9 @io9]

This artist reimagines all your favorite pop culture weapons in bright, colorful ways https://t.co/mqPlPthdXF

[Mave @MavenofHonor]

Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff

[The Shogun of Sorrow @DGoddamnGlover]

Dawson's Crack https://t.co/atRC1R1M7W

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

James Van Der Beek reveals sexual harassment: 'I've had my ass grabbed by older, powerful men' https://t.co/87H9PLE51z

[The Shogun of Sorrow @DGoddamnGlover]

Creed 2 should be about the fight against Clubber Lang's Tysonesque protégé.

[National Post @nationalpost]

Packs of radioactive wild boar are making farmers in Sweden nervous https://t.co/FTAeeGz0ZN

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

Aibo, Sony’s Failed Robot Dog, Is Returning as a Smart Home Device — https://t.co/zsNvmJ4LBR

[The Shogun of Sorrow @DGoddamnGlover]

I was just thinking about that scene in Romeo Must Die where Li is whooping black dudes with a fire hose like Bull Connor attended Shaolin.

[The Shogun of Sorrow @DGoddamnGlover]

What century has this motherfucker been observing? https://t.co/cCfCmH1iN3

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Mike Ditka on NFL protests: "No oppression in the last 100 years that I know of" https://t.co/ooXgMy6AUg

[The Shogun of Sorrow @DGoddamnGlover]

My favorite late night informercial conceit is that inventors go to George Foreman for advice about their newly created trinkets.

[The Shogun of Sorrow @DGoddamnGlover]

It's weird how He-Man has gone from selling us action figures to selling us insurance.

[The Shogun of Sorrow @DGoddamnGlover]

Social media will eternally grapple with the moral quandry of racist people needing to buy/consume shit. https://t.co/5xkMk5pBJ5

[WFMU @WFMU]

YouTube's most popular music critic moonlighted as an alt-right panderer. https://t.co/WDasHm8e4l

[The Shogun of Sorrow @DGoddamnGlover]

Earlier, MSNBC had a top score mass shooting ranking like it was an arcade stand waiting for Game Over initials to be put in.

[VICE @VICE]

Hemingway's first short story was just unearthed in a notebook in Florida: https://t.co/uKph2w6Obr

[The Shogun of Sorrow @DGoddamnGlover]

The sudden death penalty is when you are tied to a hockey goal nude and slap shot to death by a giant stack of pucks.

[The Shogun of Sorrow @DGoddamnGlover]

@petridishes https://t.co/ZkLO10MENY

[The Shogun of Sorrow @DGoddamnGlover]

The next Ring movie should be about someone posting the cursed tape on YouTube and Naomi Watts doing nothing as 100 million people die.

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

Don't Pet the Puppies in Chernobyl — https://t.co/Lx9bQAWPRh

[Tristan Cooper @TristanACooper]

There's a Thomas the Tank episode where a stubborn train is punished by being entombed alive forever and it's worse than any horror movie