Scott Taylor

Father/Husband/Whisky Maker/On-Call Firefighter/Podcaster (

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

So my new book is out, available through Amazon on Paperback or Kindle. I'd be f*cking DELIGHTED if you checked it out!
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#writing #NewRelease #fantasy #amwriting #BookTwitter

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

This is crazy. Such a huge jump in price effectively kills off what has been one of my favourite consoles in a long time. I was hoping to upgrade to the OLED at some point, but never at this price point.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Valve has raised Steam Deck prices in the US

• 1TB OLED $649 -> $949
• 512GB OLED $549 -> $789

still out of stock

https://t.co/k3U9h1geJ0

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

I genuinely don't get the hate for the final season of #TheBoys - I really enjoyed it, and absolutely think it wrapped up the way it should have.

Kudos to the production team - You've got a fan here for sure.

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

@rizzle_xo Always RDR2

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

Lordi singing 'Save all Your Kisses For Me' has to be my damned highlight of this #Eurovision so far..

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

We're getting some #Eurovision legends? Excellent, give us 'Ja Ja Ding Dong' immediately.

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

Oh Jesus, There's a creepy looking nun bastard in the Romanian entrant asking me to choke her. Sorry pal, I'm somewhat of a horror movie buff and I know that you creepy god-squad demons only want to disembowl me horribly. #Eurovision

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

Okay, that Norway drummer is my people. Living his best damned life.. #Eurovision

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

I'm pretty sure Italy's entrant is a wedding singer with a residency in a Skegness holiday camp.. #Eurovision

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

Delighted to see Lithuania have given Robert the Robot the stage he deserves, and gets him out from under the heel of that b*stard Justin.. #Eurovision

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

I do miss the milk-maids though..

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

This is the most non-Polish, Polish entrant I've ever seen at #Eurovision, and I'm here for it! I thought it was a bit gospel, then it went a bit dancey. I'm nae hating it!

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

The Finnish chap looks like he's just tripped over on an oil rig. Nae PPE either.

Fiddle wifey is bloody impressive though!

#Eurovision

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

If I came across this Moldova entrant hanging around outside the local Tesco, they would have me second guessing whether I really wanted to go in past them for that third packet of Chocolate Hob-Nobs.

Song's a bit of a banger though.

#Eurovision

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

I love that as the UK we're like, "Hey, we're not winning a damned thing because Europe hates us, so let's just throw a heap of lads up there with some CRT monitor heads". #Eurovision

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

@amagicmantv Gotta be on the Xbox Series X!

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

Christ Croatia, I don't know if I'm watching #Eurovision here, or playing some 'Elden Ring' on my Xbox.. But I'm here for it!

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

Okay Bulgaria, you had me at 'Bangaranga'. AND THERE'S SMOKE GLOBES UNDER THE CHAIRS - WINNER RIGHT HERE. #Eurovision

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

I'll tell you this much, wee Czechian Neville Longbottom has got a fair set of pipes on him. Even the cameraman fell on his arse and goosed him camera in awe.. #Eurovision

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

The Malta entrant is disturbingly handsome. He's got the cowboy vest, the 'Over the Shoulder Smoulder' and the curly haircut that Bandit had in Season 3 of Bluey, episode 11 ('Sheepdog'). He's making me question my own sexuality. #Eurovision

[Scott Taylor @DHBScott]

Serbia here steaming in with the claws, rain and the 80's 'Immortal from Highlander' look. If that lead singer pulls oot yon sword/mic stand and goes through 'The Quickening', I'm going to lose my damned tatties.. #Eurovision