Daniel H. Burch

Be a honest, humble, and simple man, who loves God, overthinks everything. The most un-pastor pastor ever. “A love of knowledge is a kind of madness.”

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

Bye bye @X. You and I need a break.

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

PSA to all the people out there freaking out about Taylor Swift’s “that’s my man” comment and T Kelce’s reaction:

Partners want their partner to publicly flirt and choose them. Further, speaking as a cisgender, man, men want that. Good on Kelce for letting the world know that.

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

Wifey out of town for a week. What mischief should I get into? Bourbon hunting? Grilling steaks? A round of golf? Brewery visit?

(Help me) choose my adventure.

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

Battling HAND, FOOT, and MOUTH DISEASE…

Submitting g Application for Full Membership (again)…

DS Consultation, Visitation, and Evaluation happening this weekend…

#actualfootageofmerightnow

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

@YahooFantasy @NFLFantasy

Alright…. Who we starting?

BUF Def vs TB

or

DET Def vs LV

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

Don’t get me wrong Yellowstone is a great show…

Also….

Is it a show just about how “conservative familial values” are just… messed up/damaging/unhealthy?

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

@YahooFantasy Sitting J. Addison

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@YahooFantasy I think there’s a problem with the app. It’s not refreshing live updates for the MIN vs SF.

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

You’re*

Don’t judge me.

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

Anyone got any side hustles that they would employ a project-managing, overthinking-yet-accomplishing, administratively focused pastor like me?

If your confused by the tone of this, I am too. It’s meant as a joke but also with a dash of this…

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

To all the pastors who workout, I ask one question:

How?

My defense: all I want at the end of my day is bourbon.

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

Sentences I thought I’d never say:

“Im wobbling on the way to talk bout Jesus”

33 is off to a great start.

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

@YahooFantasy Jahan Dotson in a FLEX and NOT starting Knox in TE (to be fair I had Mark Andrews starting)

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

Jelly Roll came into my life like….

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

Insurance is one of the biggest scams in history.

It be like “Pay us so that we can make you pay full price on things before we help you pay things. Oh btw, that amount you HAVE to pay before we help pay…. Yea…. You won’t get there.

UNTIL THEN!!!!”

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

So… question…

Can there be an age limit for politicians/lawmakers/whatever word you want to use?

Honestly worried about POTUS and Mitch

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

@DrJillCampbell You can do it!

[Daniel H. Burch @DHBurch13]

@Samwyzh Bc that would make too much sense and cost too much cents.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

WE ARE BAAAAACK‼️

@JoshAllenQB | #BillsCamp