Queen Ricky Brajjer

Definitely not official account of NC Department of Health & Human Services. All content is PARODY. NO ONE SHOULD REASONABLY BELIEVE I'M @ncdhhs. #WosMiniMe

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

How to become NC DHHS Secretary: 1. Bankrupt your own company. 2. Have NO healthcare experience. 3. Stand near Pat. #WorkedForMe #WosMiniMe

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

Thank you @FEI_Global for ignoring North Carolina's anti-LGBTQ law and coming here anyway. Just ignore those people calling for boycott!

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

To do:
Something about disaster benefits (probably can wait)
Lunch: Pork!
Make sure my own bank account is full before helping others

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

Dr.Angela Smith went on the radio to talk about some BS (I forget what). It's like TV but without pictures. https://t.co/qdQGfwj0Bt

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

I visited the 2016 GREAT Conference and there is no doubt I was the HOTTEST dude there! https://t.co/QfBGprwqpp

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

I visited the 2016 GREAT Conference today! I don't know why this woman had to tell EVERYONE I smelled like cabbage. https://t.co/XXdcms1fxr

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

To do:
Give away my trick-or-treat candy that isn't commercially wrapped (Skvarla will take it)
Lunch: Halloween Skittles!
Reply to texts

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

Haven't gotten your crony job? The #CronyJobFinder tool can help you find a high-paying, do nothing job if you're a big donor to Bossman Pat

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

#HalloweenSafetyTip: children should not watch or listen to Donald Trump, Pat McCrory or Richard Burr. #ScarredForLife

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

To do:
Something about cherries or hospitals (ask a flunky)
Lunch: Cherries jubilee!
Delete awkward photos
Jai alai!

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

I got a really awkward photo at Cherry Hospital in Goldsboro! https://t.co/6ekIJbO2rL #Yikes

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

In addition to new Cherry Hospital, I also visited new Blueberry Hospital! Damn I'm pretty! https://t.co/cGgZwoDeRo

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

.@grannyrosie3 Yes! Hot Pocket was the PERFECT choice!

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

To do:
Something about Hurricane? (probably can wait)
Lunch: Turkey jerky!
Photo op with Bossman Pat tossing federal $ around
Canasta!

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

.@GovOfficeNC declared October as Crony Employment Awareness Month in North Carolina: https://t.co/DRAxwX1hf8 #CronyismWorks #NCEAM

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

To do:
Beg for $ from overtaxed peons because Bossman Pat raided disaster relief fund to defend #HateBill2
Lunch: Hot Pocket!
More begging

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

ICYMI: I am a very, very pretty man!

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

.@NCEmergency officials met w/ the N.C. Congressional delegation, @NCDOT, @ncdhhs and @NCDEQ today to discuss Bossman Pat's re-election.

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

.@CDCgov recommends the vaccine for anyone 6 months and older. The federal govt is out of control. Let's sue 'em! #Aldona

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

To do:
Something about flood (probably can wait)
Lunch: Beans & Greens!
Use state resources to re-elect Bossman Pat (top priority)
Snooker!

[Queen Ricky Brajjer @DHHS_NC]

Me & other white guys in suits from @NCCommerce stood around & watched a laborer build a house at the State Fair! https://t.co/Lwd0ju6Psj