DAVID HOSTOFFER

[DAVID HOSTOFFER @DHOSTOFFER]

@LeadingReport That's Epstein Island.

[DAVID HOSTOFFER @DHOSTOFFER]

Still holds up.

[DAVID HOSTOFFER @DHOSTOFFER]

Laugh now Republicans:
Trump is neither a Republican or Conservative.
Your next iPhone will cost $5k and be the size of a toaster.
#Trump

[DAVID HOSTOFFER @DHOSTOFFER]

Hillary wants to build a wall around the Vatican and make Jesus pay for it.

[DAVID HOSTOFFER @DHOSTOFFER]

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

[DAVID HOSTOFFER @DHOSTOFFER]

Dinner wish 10,000 Ke$ha fans.

[DAVID HOSTOFFER @DHOSTOFFER]

One is ten years old. The other just acts like a ten year ago old.

[The Big Deal @thebigdealpgh]

It's a hot one! Come revel in it!! -tonight & fri at 8 @ArcadeComedy https://t.co/8vkQKvZtp9 #pghisfunny

[Mark Fages @FagesMark]

JAMBONE at @HambonesPub @unplannedcomedy @FrankMcDade @mchalemind @MindyCoo @ashmckin @DHOSTOFFER @lvpgh @iheartpgh @PghComedy 9:30
#improv

[DAVID HOSTOFFER @DHOSTOFFER]

Do it - Do the Jambone https://t.co/8Yuj9viqau

[Mark Fages @FagesMark]

JAMBONE tonight!
Watch @FrankMcDade get jiggy with it!
@MaryeStew sings the Chi-town Blues.
@DHOSTOFFER has your coffee!
@lvpgh @iheartpgh

[Planty @APlantCalled]

Pope Francis is "considering" a Cuba visit, the Vatican reports. Americans anxiously await the response of Mr. Gooding Jr.

[DAVID HOSTOFFER @DHOSTOFFER]

@natale_nate Hey - good to hear from you! Hope all is well with you and your family. We need to connect - will be in touch - thanks

[DAVID HOSTOFFER @DHOSTOFFER]

Tomorrow at 9PM @MakerTheater Improv-Standup-ImprovDocumentary
Bring $5 and a pair of Depends
https://t.co/fw0dhPf4BN

[DAVID HOSTOFFER @DHOSTOFFER]

Back in the day we kicked the Soviet Union and North Korea's asses. Wolverines!

[Shannon Norman @shambonez]

The first rule of #improv for comedians is "yes, and an insult." @Secondcity_ #delclose

[Steel City Improv Theater @SteelCityImprov]

Tonight! @MakerTheater. One night only. Improv Spectacular. Tons of improv. Use code 'thanks' & save. Buy tix now: http://t.co/FZfwnruTeW

[DAVID HOSTOFFER @DHOSTOFFER]

@zoemarissen @ArcadeComedy Great set by @zoemarissen at the Comedy Cornucopia last night. Great comics and a great crowd - thanks to all!