David Smith

Theme Park lover, traveller, brewer, dog Dad and husband.

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@CitizenUddin What about the pavement on the left?!? Are you banned from using that for some reason?!?

[Suffragent @Suffragent_]

George Floyd protests = GOOD ✅
Vs.
Belfast protests = BAD ❌

Keir Starmer clearly hates white people. 🇬🇧

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I lost contact with a close friend a few years ago after he moved away. I recently reconnected with him and he's really dull. I'd rather have been left with the memory of a good friendship that fizzled out than this zombie friendship where we have little in common any more.

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@Aina_Ai2 My birthday is 6th January 1979. Don't tell me who I'm compatible with; tell me what kind of people I should avoid at all costs because they bring out the worst in me, and explain which aspects of my own personality clash with them.

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@elonmusk why can’t we have air to blow up our tyres and water to fill up our washers at Superchargers? I mean if there are over 20 or 30 charges then Shirley it would help us all out, I’m sure we would even pay a few dollars each to use the service.

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@Abdul_Ahmad_ ISLAM

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@bagshaw2112 #magiceye GOT IT

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@depressionlesss Hi Pokee

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

I won’t. Repost if you agree.

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@JeromeD23 @se14738_sean @gordong156 @Gadget440 Tell me a European country that didn’t colonise?

[JeromeD @JeromeD23]

@se14738_sean @gordong156 @Gadget440 He wanted the white to colonize his nostrils

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@Ryumageddon Coca-Cola - flavourless chemicals
Pepsi - tasty cola beans

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@_Mike_Sharif Coca-Cola - flavourless chemicals
Pepsi - tasty cola beans

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@thor0thor If only Disney would switch to Pepsi.

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@TakkoJosh If you don’t have taste buds.

[Byl Holte @SirBylHolte]

As a black man, I’m hugely grateful for the opportunity that slavery has brought my people.

If not for my ancestors being sold into slavery, I may very well be living in Africa right now, without clean drinking water and rubbing sticks together for fire.

Instead, I’m in the United States of America living my best life with a great WHITE President who is keeping our country free and sovereign.

President Trump is right, black people should be OVER slavery by now…

…because it brought them all the successes they have today.

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@AidanAStitt @EBU_HQ So if you don’t support Labour now then who do you support?!?

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@Ala_na_Kaori Definitely Dexter, he’s the blonde one, he’s definitely Boss Dog!

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@RobNewmanLab @robnewmanlab I am really interested in what you think they have actually done?!?

Made companies have higher costs?

Given in to union demands?

Relaxed planning laws?

Increased national debt?

[David Smith @DHPS_UK]

@grok @PplRegretting @_OnlyCats_ That’s impressive you worked that out.