ProperlyAgedChad

Parody of a parody account. Not a real teacher.

[Tony Shiffman @CoachShiffman]

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there

[Crimson Vader @crimsonvad3r]

Happy Father's Day!

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I'm launching a website called OlderFans where I post today's injury and the wildly normal thing that caused it

[ProperlyAgedChad @DHSalter]

@WAREAGLE170 Boogs are tards, but not all tards are boogs.

[Southern Accents @AccentsSouthern]

There WILL be a Mayberry.

@CoryMyres

[ProperlyAgedChad @DHSalter]

@aldotcomTide What’s a roto wire? Did y’all mean RotoRooter?

[John Sharp @JohnSharp99]

Are there any horror fans in South Alabama? Given that the two hit horror movies of past decade were filmed in the area, is it time for the region to find a way to embrace this? We are also home to one of only 3 Camp Crystal Lakes outside the state of N.J. https://t.co/FtHeWay5OP

[Nerdcognito @Nerdcognito]

Just another reason to love Buc-ee's!

[ProperlyAgedChad @DHSalter]

@jeframdenkar I would swap out mumm-ra for Vader.

[jeframdenkar @jeframdenkar]

The big 4 villains of my childhood. Such great shows growing up.

[Coach Tommy Tuberville @SenTuberville]

Larry Thomas of Eufaula was inspired to join the Air Force by his father, a World War I veteran, and his brother, a World War II veteran.

After his retirement, he instilled the values he learned into his sons: discipline, decision-making, and a strong work ethic.

It is my honor to recognize him as the June “Veteran of the Month.”

[Alabama Baseball @AlabamaBSB]

Tide. Sooners. See you at The Schwab.

#RollTide

[Alabama Outsider @AlabamaOutsider]

Take a bow for the 2025-26 athletic calendar year 👏

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

Roll Tide 🐘

Alabama is the only D-I program to make the CFP, men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournament, WCWS and MCWS‼️

[Alabama Baseball @AlabamaBSB]

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1999, THE CRIMSON TIDE IS HEADED TO OMAHA!

#RollTide

[ProperlyAgedChad @DHSalter]

@E2C_Network Should probably go ahead and convert that into a Walmart and a Krystal’s. Y’all should still have room for a Jeff Burger statue.

[Goodable @Goodable]

Breaking News:

For the first time ever, Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood has officially launched a YouTube channel.

Full episodes. Classic Clips. 100% wholesome.
💗

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home.

Have they considered maybe he just doesn’t want to come back?

[Alabama Baseball @AlabamaBSB]

Unpause.

🆚: St. John's
⌚️: 11 a.m. CT
📍: Tuscaloosa, Ala.
📊: https://t.co/kew2GDUsMw
📻: @UA_CTSN
📺: ESPN2 | https://t.co/dTDdgPiMiU

#RollTide