Dave “The Hammer” Hammer

Sex, drugs, rock and roll.

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

Sent the old lady to the store for some depends for men.
#TheLiquorWon
#BlackUndwrwearDay

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

@KubelsKorner_ When I stroke that fucker I got a little meat flute skin left on my hands. We are gonna need a close up to confirm.

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

@MrWood002 @KubelsKorner_ If a duck had a hard cock in shallow water would it drag weeds bud?

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

Told the boy on the job that I was bingo dobbing, and they looked at me like a slut at a Bible study.
#FuckThoseGuys
#FreshSetofDowns
#NewYearNewMe

[Craig “Big Timber” Wood @MrWood002]

Gonna be at the Applebees on 13th till 6pm if anyone wants to meet their hero #guesswhosback #craigsback #youcanthangwithmystuff

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

@KubelsKorner_ Horny. #BuyersMarket

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

Deep in the scoog finding my inner WANGHAF
#SoftASaturday

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

Checked the low temps. Officially pissin’ with 2 inches of pecker out of 4 inches of carhartt season.
#humpdayvibes
#FreshSetOfDowns

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

@MrWood002 you got the O, and I’ll just wear the headset on the sideline next to the receivers tonight.
#RunTheDamnBall
#GameOfInches

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

Hangover can’t hit a moving target.
#LooseHips
#1stN10

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

@MrWood002 @SkolBigPete It’s one thing to go to the bar before sundown, it’s another thing to get 86’ed before they have a bouncer. #WanderingDTF
#4thAndLONG

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

Anyone know of any bars that take EBT?
#WhateverItTakesToGetTheJobDone
#4thAndForever
#KeepThePuntTeamOff

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

One of the young bucks told me about Jessie Murph puttin’ porn on the ol’ YouTube. Safe to say it’s been an awesome Tuesday.
#2ndand5
#crankjuice

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

Anyone know a good place to get a suit? I’m taking lawyer advice too.
#OverDidIt
#TellItToTheJudge
#IAmTheLaw

[Craig “Big Timber” Wood @MrWood002]

Told all ya’ll haters I’d make it. #BOOZEBOOZEBOOZE #ComeBackStory #Shoutoutkube

[Craig “Big Timber” Wood @MrWood002]

Next time you hear me say I’m turning the clock back, beat the piss outta me I can’t handle the pain anymore. #2dayhangover #downforthecount #shootme #illbebackonfriday

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

4&26. Game on the line. Running the fake punt because they want it more.
#bluemountains
#scoutteamisourteam

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

Early morning spank isn’t helping me. Don’t speak to me until payday.
#JerkinInThisEconpky
# thinkharx

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

@MrWood002 I feel a Kube coming on. Gonna get wasted tonight and end up being too afraid to stick your head into the real world tomorrow.
#TapOut
#FullNelson

[Dave “The Hammer” Hammer @DHammer002]

Anyone else carry the one on that bender and find themselves chocolate wasted on a Wednesday?
#JustMe?
#Replay3rdDown
#GoingHomeToSwing