Dan Hasselius

25+ years fire eating stage performer. Equity/Equality. Polyglot. History/Archeology. Sceptic. I might be wrong, I often am.

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

Lots of adjectives can be used to describe GOP reps. As a friend and supporter of awesome clowns, I kindly ask that you find another descriptor. Unless, of course, the GOP member can juggle clubs on a Rola bola.

Props to the selfless efforts of @CWBUSA
#clownswithoutborders

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

Twitter hijacked my account and without my knowledge or consent had me following the F potus. Egregious. I am migrating to mastadon. @[email protected]

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

@MuellerSheWrote Me too. Thanks for the heads up. I feel violated.

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

@bbrewerstandup @Vikings Sackathon.

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

The electron was full of negative energy. It had to go.

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i will avenge u mr van gogh

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

@FireBUnicorn Doc Solko now Dr. Stingfinger.

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

@raremanbassman Well, if and when they cut nicotine from cigarettes.

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

I'm gonna smoke nicotine patches.

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

#MyAttentionSpanIsSoShort that it never gets to a full span. It just stays at the Spa.

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

@birdflyoverlake ibid

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

44 percent of way less than half think they should be 100 percent in control.

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

@SamsungUS used a pretty sketchy way of getting me to agree to an updated privacy policy.

I will be looking for a different phone.

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

@UNFTRpod imho Show Notes are not getting out of hand.

Show Notes have an inclusive feel. Like a discussion rather than a lecture. I've heard you say, "Meet them where they are." Engaging in an ongoing dialog brings us closer to where *you* are. We are in this together.

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

@arleigh From my fav podcast:
https://t.co/Pb2Plbrpeo
(Clever spacing btw)

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

If Russia invades U.S. schools, sure, we can have guns in them.

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

@ashleyrm @angelas348 @tonyposnanski @Dr_Heavenly ibid

[Tom McHawk @SShaggoth]

@mshull05 @Yankees I can freeze a human embryo and it will survive for years. Baby’s, Not as well. Why is that you think?

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

Some fucked up Mafia shit.

[Dan Hasselius @DHasselius]

@RKMSIO He's got a better chance at being a Senator than his previous chances at getting a first down.