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October 3, 2004. 17 years ago the pilot episode of Desperate Housewives aired and we were introduced to the lives, friendships, and secrets of the people on Wisteria Lane🍎 #DesperateHousewives

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“So, for the third quarter, net income increased by 20% compared to... What are you looking at?”
“Sorry, Lynette. I just...I know.”
“You know what?”
“Your little secret.”
“Oh. God. You know about the twins?”
“Well, I mean, yeah, I have eyes.”
[6x04] #DesperateHousewives

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“I do hope this doesn’t keep us from being friends, because I like you, Bree. And I’m sure if you put your mind to it, you can come up with an even better lemon meringue pie...The trick is finding that perfect blend of sweet and sour.”
“Well, you’ve certainly mastered that,dear.”

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“What are you guys getting?”
“I’m gonna buy this… for Bree and her stony, protestant neck.”
[7x01] #DesperateHousewives

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“Yea but, when we would finish arguing, we would have this great sex. Now all we do is fight and there’s no pay off, and it sucks! You and I need to get laid! Oh don’t judge me, you’re not in here because you got caught helping the poor.”
[2x04] #DesperateHousewives

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“How could this be happening before anything got serious, I made a point of turning the camera off.”
“Wait. I turned it off, too.”
“I didn't see you do that.”
“No, you were looking for the olive oil.”
“Obviously, you turned it back on.”
[5x07] #DesperateHousewives

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"Listen. Let us watch the game. During halftime, I'll come back in, tell you how great you look in your Dolce & Gabbana."
"Versace... Just go. I can't even look at you right now."
[7x07] #DesperateHousewives

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"You must still feel something for me."
"And why do you think that?"
"...Look at this. The good china, freshly pressed napkins, flowers from the garden. This tray was prepared with loving care."
"Do me a favor Rex. Please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection."

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"Sorry can you say that again? I don't think I heard you right."
"Carlos and I are back together."
"Gaby you just got married."
"And some of us gave you very expensive wedding gifts."
"...don't act like it cost a bundle, because it clearly didn't."
"I got you the fondue set."

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"Katherine, you're supposed to be on sick leave."
"I'm better. Really. Now what can I do?"
"I don't want to fight."
"Neither do I. I've lost so much these past few weeks. My job and your friendship, it's all I have left. And I can't lose those."
[6x04] #DesperateHousewives

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"What is that?"
"Your divorce papers... Tom already signed them. Now it's your turn... What the hell?! Oh, my god!"
[8x19] #DesperateHousewives

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"There is no reason you have to tell your boyfriend the absolute truth. We lie to men all the time."
"I don't."
"Please. You're telling me you never pretend you like football? Or laughed at a Three Stooges movie? Or faked an orgasm just to make him stop?" [7x07]

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"If this tornado watch gets upgraded to a warning, we're gonna need a place to wait it out."
"Who exactly is "we"?"
"We. Me, Tom, the kids. That family you've come to know and love."
"All seven of you?... Well, first of all, I only love four of you. And second, no way in hell."

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"Girls who spend a hour on makeup do not wear baggy sweatshirts. Lift it... Well, that oughta heat up the classroom. Go and change."
"Gaby, what is your problem? All the girls in my class dress like this."
"That's why your school nurse is an obstetrician. Wear something else."

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"What was that about?"
"Tom and I are reading this book that suggests couples make a pact to have sex every night for a month."
"Let me guess. Written by a guy?"
"Was his name Carlos Solis?"
[5x21] #DesperateHousewives

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"At the risk of ruining a lovely evening, I have something unpleasant news. The police dug up your father today."
[2x03] #DesperateHousewives

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"We can't do this. It's adultery."
"Luckily, we're both adults."
[6x01] #DesperateHousewives

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“Mrs. Solis. How are you?”
“The best you’ve ever had.”
[2x24] #DesperateHousewives

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"You have a void in your life, Welcome to the club. Don't fill it with wine. Fill it with work, with accomplishments. Just think about the woman you could be by the time Orson gets back. Or is this the woman, you want him to come home to?"
"He's gonna be so ashamed of me." [5x05]