smellun 🦠

18+ ♡ shoe size 7 ♡

[smellun 🦠 @DIET_HELEN]

Feet together, thighs apart, that's the way I like to shart

[smellun 🦠 @DIET_HELEN]

In 1 month I’ve taken my 5k run time from 42:42 to 36:46 and I want you to congratulate me

[ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ @yapboutnothing]

if i ever get into a coma pls pierce my nips i’m not brave enough to do it

[smellun 🦠 @DIET_HELEN]

I’m still an overweight bmi yet my hip bone still hurts if I sleep on my front in certain positions. If I get skinny and can no longer be a front sleeper I’m gonna blow my shit smoove off

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@a_new_nam3 Thank u smmmmm now I just need an occasion to wear it

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This is a screenshot from a video so excuse the quality but who likes this chainmail headpiece I made 🥺

[smellun 🦠 @DIET_HELEN]

@tinyprincessc So I think to some of these women it’s like ‘my body is healthy enough again that my period came back’ rather than ‘wow omg I missed bleeding so much I’m so glad its back 😍😍😍’

[smellun 🦠 @DIET_HELEN]

@tinyprincessc I think when people talk about losing your period they have a habit of zoning in on fertility and its like, well why should I gaf about them kids anyways. But in reality a healthy regular menstrual cycle is just a good marker of overall bodily health

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Me after getting food poisoning in the middle of a trip in rural Vietnam:

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

I've shit in places you wouldn't even fart in

[smellun 🦠 @DIET_HELEN]

Ate nearly 400 cals worth of peanuts today

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@jayjaycals Fuckkk give me some of this power

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My period cravings is cigarettes… I haven’t smoked a tab in literally years

[smellun 🦠 @DIET_HELEN]

Fellow british moots seeing this

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Next year, NHS England will reward people that walk for “30 minutes a day” with discounts and other incentives.

The idea is to get people to walk the length of a marathon each month (around 26 miles). Smart devices will be used to log their distance.

(https://t.co/9UMTMp7C2B)

[smellun 🦠 @DIET_HELEN]

Genuinely sedate me

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I need that gif of that white lady staring at the camera and her eyes widen but only like a tiny amount

[smellun 🦠 @DIET_HELEN]

Note to self take your watch off sometimes

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I need that gif of that white lady staring at the camera and her eyes widen but only like a tiny amount

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White people when they serve french fries at the Chinese school canteen

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@a_new_nam3 Me but with buena vista social club

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40 minutes

[smellun 🦠 @DIET_HELEN]

This woman has been on the lat pulldown machine for 30 minutes now and I’m not even exaggerating like I’ve been paying attention to the time while I do other exercises