BLACKGUARD !

yo, I do NOT fuck with werewolves! ...
#dcrp

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗗

* an independent portrayal of RICHARD HERTZ of the dceu.
* criminal, dumbass and member of the suicide squad.

this is an 18+ portrayal, mdni. banter/serious, crack and non.

written by CORVID.

#DCRP #TSSRP #SUICIDESQUADRP #DCEURP #MVRP

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

hey so uhhh

can someone loan me $5

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

woo! fuck yeah! feels good, right? do it again. aim at something.

[— ཐི 𝔅𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 ཋྀ @piixelwiings]

oh shit ! okay…

( she mimics him by pointing the gun in the air, squeezing her eyes shut before pulling the trigger )

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

because she... she uh... shut up.

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

aw, dude ...

[ and he's pulling him into a hug. ]

[ᅠᅠᅠ 𝖥𝐄𝐀𝐑ʙ͟ᴀ͟𝑠͟ᴇ͟ᴅ͟ ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇I𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐘═══ @halucunatus]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀ I do .
⠀⠀

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

if booster gold has zero haters i am dead

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

so you can just teleport wherever you want?

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

uhhh... your mom?

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

oh, its super easy, you just squeeze on the trigger. like this —

[ pulling out the other gun of the matching pair, holding it up and pulling the trigger, shooting into the sky recklessly. ]

[— ཐི 𝔅𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 ཋྀ @piixelwiings]

( her head snaps up, an almost feral look in her eyes )

YES. …uh…how’s it work…?

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

wait, forreal? you can do that?!

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

fuuuuck.

... can you fly?

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

like ... can't drive like you never learned how, or can't like you don't have a licence?

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

wait, really? you mean that? 🥹

[ᅠᅠᅠ 𝖥𝐄𝐀𝐑ʙ͟ᴀ͟𝑠͟ᴇ͟ᴅ͟ ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇I𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐘═══ @halucunatus]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀ I rarely work in pairs , but I'll
gladly make an exception for a
man such as yourself *🙂‍↕️
⠀⠀

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

[ he scoffs, waving a hand dismissively. ]

oh, fuck that, dude — don't let 'em tell you what to do. wanna fire it?

[— ཐི 𝔅𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 ཋྀ @piixelwiings]

( she squeals excitedly as she takes it from him, rather carelessly )

awesome ! i’m not allowed to have guns because i’m quote-unquote “enough of a problem without them” !

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

right?! thank you! I could probably take him now I'm all powerful and shit. we should tag team him!

[ᅠᅠᅠ 𝖥𝐄𝐀𝐑ʙ͟ᴀ͟𝑠͟ᴇ͟ᴅ͟ ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇I𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐘═══ @halucunatus]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀ the batman entirely cheats , I
agree , and it's a wonder why they
let him continue his crusade game .
⠀⠀

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

fuck yeah, man! I want a rematch with him, dude, he totally cheated last time.

[ᅠᅠᅠ 𝖥𝐄𝐀𝐑ʙ͟ᴀ͟𝑠͟ᴇ͟ᴅ͟ ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇I𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐘═══ @halucunatus]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀ the batman just didn't expect
for me to fight as I do , and by dirty .
⠀⠀

[️️ ️️𝓡𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅 ️️ 𝓕𝒍𝒂𝒈. @FLAGDILF]

ᅟᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟᅟ
ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴏꜰ ᴀ.ʀ.ɢ.ᴜ.ꜱ.
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ᅟᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟᅟ

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

one thing that sucks about coming back from the dead or whatever is that I didn't get to show up in a cool disguise at my own funeral.

... I mean. I think I had a funeral. probably. right?