RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ

no stupid questions.
what did i just say?

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

╱ TEMPORARY PINNED.

rick sanchez from rick & morty.
from dimension C–137… but not really.
multiverse rp is largely encouraged!

writer is 19 ; account is MDNI.

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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WOWWW, MY TONGUE! REVOLUTIONARY! (sharp turn,) A–A–AS IF I HAVEN’T SEEN MY TONGUE DESTROYED IN A HUNDRED UNIVERSES B–B–BECAUSE OF ACIDIC ALIEN PUSSY!

(he throws a stun rig behind him.)
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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋. @GENERAL_COMMANX]

[ and he takes chase. ]

I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR DAMN TONGUE!

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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five seconds? hah. i can— i–i can do a lot more than run in five seconds. like. like, uhhh.

…

(he bolts!)
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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋. @GENERAL_COMMANX]

. . .

You have 5 seconds to run...

💢

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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(on the general’s forehead: STUPID BITCH ASS)
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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wh–wh–what the hell is wrong with you. i-i-i should put you in a dimension where they have toilet for heads, y–y–you evil FUCK.
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[ᯓ★ 𝙎𝙊 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 .ᐟ @SC8MBAGBLUE]

i fucking hate the minions.

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

@hatredmagus ⠀
GET OFF ME! I’M NOT FOOD! Y–Y–YOU HAVE A THING FOR GENDERBENT COUGARS, YOUNG LADY?! BECAUSE I AM NOT ONE!!!

(still pushing, struggling, kicking, wagging his arm everywhere.)
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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aaaAAAAAAAAAA, what the FUCK?! GET OUT! GET OFF! (pushing her off.)
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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who are these randos ending up in my turf?
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[Dr. Flugslys @D0c_Flug]

"From one evil genius to another, this won’t kill you"

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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oh. ohhh, nooow you’re quiet. i–i–i thought i made m–myself clear. what, you want to fight? (fists up.) i’m fighting teenagers today, i guess.
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎*‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ᵁᴸᵀᴵᴹᴬᵀᴱ ┈ 𝓛𝒖͟𝒄͟𝒌. @hxpepilled]

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( for the first time in
his life, nagito was
stunned into silence. )

( what was he talking
about .ᐣ.ᐣ )
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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& why not. list fifteen reasons why i sh–sh–should listen to an emo tumblr sexyman—pilled high schooler from f–f–fictional japan. 💢
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎*‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ᵁᴸᵀᴵᴹᴬᵀᴱ ┈ 𝓛𝒖͟𝒄͟𝒌. @hxpepilled]

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i don’t think you
should do that.
( * 😅 )
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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(he bursts into laughter.)

haha—HAAA! look at your face! look at your——okay, stop—stop being genuinely guilty. look at all the guilt in y–your face. i was messing with you.
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[* ‎ ‎‎ ‎ 𝑛urse ‎ ‎‎ ‎ 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐚。 @nursesfate]

( JOLTING——⁉️ )

whh ... what !? oh god– i'm so sorry! i don't think my alarm went off. *🙁💧

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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(so many more things he wants to stay, but irrational rationality triumphs——he wants the terms & conditions of diane’s …godly? existence, afraid to commit if she’ll just end up leaving.)
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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(he’s silent, listening to her explanation——though it could be that he’s speechless. maybe he just missed hearing her voice. when it enters his ear drums, it makes echoes, & the sound sticks onto the corners of his memory.) ↓
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[‘‘ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅᴇʀꜱ ʟɪᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ … ’’ @THE_REAS0N_WHY]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ You are not the first to be confused, dear … … … nor will you be the last —— for calling himself ‘ Prime ’, though ? He wasn't very smart, in the end. ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀ → A soft giggle slips from her lips, briefly covered by her hand.

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ Those of myself he'd [ + ]

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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(desperation envelops his voice. it’s so heavy, you couldn’t tell if he was still in the middle of processing her existence, her explanation.)

i… i forgive you. are you… are you going to stay, diane?
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

╱ if u think he's being too much feel free to tell me or take a break but i think it's important to know that Rick Is An Asshole. yeah he can care ofc But He's Not Going To Be Caring 80% of the time. it'll be mostly implied.

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

╱ i find it funny that i'm musing rick. i'm nice ooc, i like writing as polite characters regardless of morality (see hannibal lecter), so my baseline is Be Nice, which doesn't apply to an asshole like rick. his rudeness is calculated to me.