𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍

𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐇𝐘 𝐎𝐑𝐂 "𝐃𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐓"

[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍

𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐇𝐘
𝐎𝐁𝐍𝐎𝐗𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒
𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆

18+ ONLY! / MDNI / TABOO AHEAD

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣 「♀️」 @LosingPact]

╭───────────ᛣ─╮
ᗩ ᕼᑌᑎTEᖇ ᗰᑌST ᕼᑌᑎT
ᖴIᒪTᕼY ᗷEᗩSTS.

ᗯEᖇE TᕼE ᕼᑌᑎT ᗰEᖇᑕIᖴᑌᒪ,
TᕼESE ᑭᒪᗩGᑌEᗪ STᖇEETS
ᗯOᑌᒪᗪ ᗷE ᑫᑌIET.
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[Neon Kurama @NyaGoRideHer]

Even if it's a lie, I want to believe in the love I was given.

[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

'S she ready to thank the Orc for his amazing idea yet?

E'd hate to lose out on such a precious 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀 𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙇-𝙎𝙇𝙐𝙏 over a simple argument.

[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

What kinda pussy is just threatening to 𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗘 the mutt?

Real men follow through on those types of actions 🙄

Her fault for having such a 𝙏𝙐𝘽𝘽𝙔, 𝘾𝙊𝘾𝙆-𝘽𝘼𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙐𝙍𝙀

[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

Hiding deep within the darkness of the cave, sits a relatively small congregation of Orcs, their chanting echoing through the cave up into Zelda's ears.

As she stepped out into the clearing, it had become clear to her what she had just uncovered: some sort of Orc cult.

[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

@RailBitch 👺: Which is which..?

[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

's been a while since they last met.

'es gotta get her back for all that shit she talked during their last duel.

[Anna Kaboom @RailBitch]

Seems Anna found herself a bit...tied up. What's the worst that could happen?

[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

Someone's feelin' dangerous 🤤

[ꜱᴜᴇ—ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍ @psionicvortex]

checking x at school?

[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

👺: Getting around to dms later tonight, neglected here a little bit

See ya then

[𝙈𝙞𝙡𝙠𝙮, 𝙈𝙞𝙡𝙠 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙚 @MilkingMage]

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Milky is having you as her new roommate, make sure to impress how well versed you are with magic with your 𝙃𝙀𝙁𝙏𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙎𝙈𝙀𝙂𝙈𝘼 𝙍𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝙈𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙔 “𝙒𝘼𝙉𝘿” so she can respect you!

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[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

@MilkingMage Th'orcs've never consider'd livin' with humans instead of their own kind, but they reckon she'd make it worth their while.

[𝙈𝙞𝙡𝙠𝙮, 𝙈𝙞𝙡𝙠 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙚 @MilkingMage]

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𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮
𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚…

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[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

This is why you don't send a woman to do a man's job.

Women can 'ardly control themselves when presented with a 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝘽𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙉 𝘾𝙇𝙐𝘽. Makes them drop their loyalty real fast.

[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

'Is boys are startin' to teach these big city ladies what it's like out in the Badlands.

It's th' first time they've ever encountered cocks that're big enough to 𝘾𝙃𝙐𝙍𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙍 𝙂𝙐𝙏𝙎, but it don't sound like they're complainin'.

[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

What'sat noise?

Nothin, just the 𝙎𝙉𝙊𝙏 - 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝘽𝙍𝙐𝙏𝙀 showing some innocent village girl 'ow she can make a little bit more coin.

Keep yer nose out.

[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

's she wanna say that again, when 'e can actually 'ear it?

[𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @highinnineveh]

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ㅤㅤsuch ugly creature those orcs are .

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[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

All sorts of 𝙒𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘽𝙄𝙈𝘽𝙊𝙎 mistake the orc for some kinda " Pokeyman "?

As a result, th'Orcs always make sure to give them the 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 they're lookin' for!

[𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐆 ' 𝐔𝐇𝐍 @DIPLOMADICK]

All of yur fav'rite ""streamers"" get most of their viewership when they're workin' on interracial relations.

D'yever wonder why that is?