Amelia Bedelia

Appropriately inappropriate.

[Amelia Bedelia @DIRTYYYDAN]

cc: @nessabelike

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Being in your 30’s is way better than being in your 20’s bc you’re closer to being done

[Amelia Bedelia @DIRTYYYDAN]

These people need counseling not commitment.

[🍯 @justmalabthings]

#LoveIsBlindS2 #LoveIsBlind
Nick: *breathes*
Danielle:

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

I am so tried of our culture elevating ignorance and labeling it as free-thinking.

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

"What do your tattoos mean?" That I had $200 and no one stopped me

[🚬 @kornsexual]

you’re telling me a cis teen built this chapel

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If @GovAbbott is as “anti-rape” as he claims, why doesn’t he just lead the Texas state leg to pass a law for $10k bounties on people who engage in or aid sexual assault?

Or is he opposed to that bc it’s a slippery slope of vigilantism where men could be unjustly targeted? 🤔

[John Paul George @Tamere_Parks]

There's not a worker shortage.

2009: $7.25
2010: $7.25
2011: $7.25
2012: $7.25
2013: $7.25
2014: $7.25
2015: $7.25
2016: $7.25
2017: $7.25
2018: $7.25
2019: $7.25
2020: $7.25
2021: $7.25

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Girls don’t like boys girls like those bowls that aren’t quite bowls but aren’t quite plates that are really good for pasta

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

I’m never as succinct or as eloquent as this. I’m glad someone else is…

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Personally I would never wear a diamond bc if I’m being honest I can’t tell the difference between a diamond and a really nice piece of glass

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

lock your jaw, only drink iced coffee for 48 hours, take quick shallow breathes, you’ll get through this ❤️

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

I trust DeScience, not DeSantis.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Republicans: You MUST have voter ID! No papers, no vote!

Also Republicans: Vaccine requirements? OVER MY DEAD BODY WILL I SHOW PAPERS I MEAN WHAT IS THIS THE GESTAPO

[Ashley Woodfolk @AshWrites]

My husband just said that being labeled as an 'immigrant' or an 'expat' is directly related to the wealth of your home country and now I need to go lay down.

[JP @jpbrammer]

in 2006 a wounded america cried out "fergalicious"