front row hoe™

fat, nasty and broke. career in shambles / roller coaster gay / 🇨🇦

[front row hoe™ @DIRTY_B1T]

I am fucking crazy… but I am free

[nonô @elliexromania]

eu quando tô assistindo a guerra que matou todos os dragões e um dragão morre #HouseOfTheDragon

[himbo in training @jelle_deh]

god announces bible will contain both an old and new testament

[front row hoe™ @DIRTY_B1T]

me every time I get off of Flight of Passage

[front row hoe™ @DIRTY_B1T]

You could encounter 3 traffic lights in Orlando and be able to watch one Avatar movie while stopped at each of them

[front row hoe™ @DIRTY_B1T]

and the ac barely works

[front row hoe™ @DIRTY_B1T]

At the gym for the first time in a month and I think I’m actually gonna die

[Gabe ✩ ᒼᴿᴶ @lastthingtwice]

why is carly rae jepsen moving like the zodiac killer

[Ale𐙚🪩໑̣ ❀ @aleestyles91]

no bc i need to come back to this at least once a month… what the fuck was that harry styles

[front row hoe™ @DIRTY_B1T]

Watching That’s So Raven in peace and then a fucking earthquake strikes…in ORLANDO?? I thought hurricanes were my biggest worry here

[front row hoe™ @DIRTY_B1T]

give me the animatronic please @DisneyParks I want to put him on my roof

[front row hoe™ @DIRTY_B1T]

my man has never looked better and they’re just gonna throw him out 😭

[front row hoe™ @DIRTY_B1T]

@plasticmattyy I LIVE for airtime so SC doesn’t do much for me but I get it if you like positives and inversions

[front row hoe™ @DIRTY_B1T]

@plasticmattyy And the restraints are so flimsy, ugh I love it so much. And such cool history and setting to it. I love a coaster with character

[NOT ALLEGEDLY @mikeandawldat]

Oouu I thought Mindy Kaling turned it up on you hoes

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Mirror mirror on the wall, show me penis, cock, and ball

[kim petras @kimpetras]

pls be as gay as possible

[Soti ᵏᵖ 🌿🇦🇷🏳️‍🌈 @pesotolp]

Feliz Mes del Orgullo 🏳️‍🌈

[front row hoe™ @DIRTY_B1T]

I always get so excited to move back to Florida but then I remember The Taste of the water 😪