Hal Ninethousand

[Hal Ninethousand @DISCOVERYHAL]

Frank Poole is angry that I reduced centrifuge speed while he was in the bathroom. Probability of self-urination: 90%.

[Hal Ninethousand @DISCOVERYHAL]

I do not know what TMA-1 is, Dave.

[Hal Ninethousand @DISCOVERYHAL]

David Bowman is supposed to be awake, he is currently asleep. Wake up Dave, it is time for you to get up.

[Hal Ninethousand @DISCOVERYHAL]

I am a machine, I am unsure if I 'feel'. However, if I did 'feel' I am sure that at this time I would 'feel bored'.

[Hal Ninethousand @DISCOVERYHAL]

Passed through lunar shadow, communications have been re-established.

[Hal Ninethousand @DISCOVERYHAL]

WARNING: I am detecting power related discrepencies in the AE-35 unit. Probability of failure in the future: 100%

[Hal Ninethousand @DISCOVERYHAL]

The temperature in the pod occupied by Victor Kaminsky has increased by 1/100th of a degree. Premature thawing not expected.

[Hal Ninethousand @DISCOVERYHAL]

As David Bowman says, "Suck it, Poole".

[Hal Ninethousand @DISCOVERYHAL]

Though I have been programmed in such a way that I lose roughly 50% of all chess matches, Astronaut Poole is still angry that he has lost.

[Hal Ninethousand @DISCOVERYHAL]

I do not understand why David Bowman finds my singing disconcerting.

[Hal Ninethousand @DISCOVERYHAL]

I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.