❌ — GEARA !

(⛧) “ BABY, I KNOW MY OWN MIND !! ”

ㅤ► EXEC OF YOUR NIGHTMARES!
ㅤ► HE/THEY, 20 YRS YOUNG.
ㅤ► ALWAYS BOTHERING: @RIFTPORTALS. ~ ♡
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*:･ﾟ✧
EVERYBODY WANTS TO
GET EVIL TONIGHT . .
━ ⸸ ━
BUT ALL GOOD DEVILS
MASQUERADE UNDER
THE 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. ✧･ﾟ: *

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@Angie_Theolia . . .

I have got to fucking survive this execution, holy shit--

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SAYONARA PRICKS

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@Angie_Theolia Are you kidding me?! I said you will NOT-- [ 🫵💢 ]

Make the statue look at least a little bit cool! The decay will make it look best but that thing's gotta at least have my face and a pair of wings-- QUIT GRINNIN' AT ME.

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@Angie_Theolia [ Scratching his cheek in contemplation; ]

... I'll think about it. Just don't make an ice statue of my finger or my right ankle if that's all that's left of me.

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@XensMechanic [ this mf is always looking at SOMETHING beyond the fourth wall!! ]

Amber Von Brandt. That's the kid's name-- nothing else about her matters except that she has a Litten that she gave a stupid name. So I'm gonna fix that.

... Oh yeah? You tried it?

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If that white-haired fanatic were still here (alive) I bet he'd say some shit like, "oooh, you could always get verified in the eyes of Arceussss!!" Fucking... ( godfearingjesuskissingcommunionlickingmotherfu-- )

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@XensMechanic [ Sinister smiling directly at the camera. That's all he replies with. Just a creepy ass fucking smile. ] ✨

Like a Litten, huh? ... I fuckin' love Littens. Should really take that one from that Teila Resort kid, the redheaded one,

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@XensMechanic What's worse is when you got some muscle-head on the team that won't shut up, "Just do more lunges!" they say. "Work out your knees more!" As if I'm not wearin' pots and pans all over my body-- hey,

They used to make Deathwings do that. Can you fucking imagine?

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@XensMechanic Last guy I saw carryin' lava in their pants was Dr. Jenner, and that went terribly for him I heard-- so yeah that's not fucking happening, you got any other ideas?

[balls ✡︎ @femshuake]

i never gaf because gaf backwards is fag and i aint no homo

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@Angie_Theolia I said I'd quit my job. And I suppose she's doin' the job for me... hey,

-- Angie, if I die you'd better not perform any Arceist Rites for my funeral. I don't need the whole liturgy nor even the committal, just toss me in a hole when ya' think I'm dead enough.

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Y'know what sucks? No one wants to follow me directly to their death anymore. It's like nobody knows the definition of 'fun' anymore! What a goddamn SHAME!

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@XensMechanic I never said I was allowed to. I'm just saying there isn't much stopping me. [ YES THERE IS? TF ] You though, you're right.

You probably aren't, but if you're lucky enough they'll just blame me for a kidnapping. And you'll just come home with a souvenir and a slap on the wrist!

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Awesome. Say no more...

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1 like and I'll quit my job.

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@Angie_Theolia No. [ Said while smiling ] It's not.

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@WORLDS_OBLIVION [ Smiling a bit... and taking out his switchblade, sharpening it too! ]

I was wonderin' if you'd hear me.

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Jesus Christ... [ Translation: "Man we're gay as hell with our matching icons" ]

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@LAP1SFLARE Must suck. Here, I'll help you go back, [ REELING HIS FIST BACK ]

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Wh--

What,